00:00 WHAT IS UP EVERYBODY?

00:02 I left wrestling practice a little bit

00:04 early. You know, I'm sick but I'm back

00:06 in the grind and we're ranking memes

00:09 with JPL.

00:11 This is probably going to be one of the

00:12 dumbest videos I've done.

00:14 We're ranking brain rot I guess and just

00:16 memes you know, we collectively enjoy.

00:18 JPL, what does that stand for?

00:20 Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

00:23 Okay, [laughter]

00:25 doesn't stand for your name?

00:27 No, it's because

00:28 I have a different energy system that

00:30 I'm using when I'm fighting that people

00:32 just can't comprehend. So,

00:35 you'll you'll see. You'll find out soon.

00:37 What do you think about What do you

00:37 think about Look at this. I've been

00:39 wrestling recently. Look Wow. Wow.

00:43 Come on. Come on. Wrestle me. Wrestle

00:44 me, bro. You're all traps though.

00:47 No. Yeah, you're all traps. You've been

00:49 working out that neck.

00:53 You've been putting that neck to use.

00:55 >> I have a I have a 45-in circumference of

00:57 my neck.

00:59 Wow.

01:00 It's perfect. Guys, I was talking about

01:03 this You might be A YOU MIGHT BE A

01:04 channel regular a change

01:07 a channel regular once I move to Vegas,

01:09 bro. How does that feel?

01:12 Uh

01:13 you know, I feel like I've built a

01:16 reputation for myself my entire life

01:18 very

01:19 you know

01:20 clean cut, humble and I think you're

01:23 going to ruin that for me. So [laughter]

01:25 What the [ __ ] I'm excited, bro. Let's

01:27 do this. Let's go.

01:30 I'm going to make it so you're no longer

01:31 niche.

01:33 Yeah, I'm going to be like everybody

01:34 else and that's honestly what I strive

01:36 for.

01:37 >> [laughter]

01:39 >> If you guys don't remember I actually

01:40 did try breast milk with John Paul

01:42 before and it was delicious. It was

01:44 actually John Paul's breast milk. So

01:47 >> Yeah.

01:48 Yes. Yeah, if you if you try hard enough

01:51 you can actually lactate as a male.

01:54 So, that's what me and Jaden did and uh

01:58 you know, it's a great source of

01:59 protein, calcium. It's good for the

02:00 bones.

02:02 Especially post fight breast milk

02:04 it's really what you want.

02:06 Is that how you won your

02:11 you get a different basically it gives

02:13 you a different gear. You know what I

02:14 mean? Like feel like my opponent in my

02:17 last fight he was

02:18 he was working with six gears. I had

02:20 seven.

02:24 >> [laughter]

02:26 >> Also,

02:27 I don't know if you've used this

02:28 technique before. I saw it in like

02:29 ancient Egypt.

02:32 Have you ever tickled someone in like an

02:33 MMA fight?

02:35 No.

02:37 I haven't. I feel like if if you were to

02:39 tickle someone in an MMA fight it would

02:41 have to be really aggressively.

02:43 Really?

02:44 What if they're ticklish and like they

02:45 like you're

02:46 like they're

02:48 Yeah, yeah. They would stop choking you

02:50 or Tickle tickle tap?

02:53 100k.

02:54 What do you [laughter] mean 100 100k

02:55 bonus?

02:56 >> 100k bonus tickle tap? You kidding me?

02:59 What is tickle tap?

03:00 I'm going to show you. Oh, oh, you like

03:02 tap them out by tickling them? Yes,

03:04 tickle tap. That's interesting, dude. I

03:07 heard Dana loves that. Like Dana like if

03:09 you do that

03:10 you know, it hasn't been done before. So

03:12 Next time you get another contract are

03:14 you going to try to tickle Dana?

03:17 Uh probably not Dana. I don't think

03:18 that's the smartest move. I'm going to

03:20 Yeah, no, I don't want to

03:22 I don't want to be on Dana's bad side

03:24 but

03:24 >> Maybe you're on his good side though if

03:25 you do. I don't know. Yeah.

03:27 There's only one way to find out.

03:30 God. [laughter]

03:31 Oh my god. Dude, What are we What are we

03:32 doing, bro? What are we doing? We're

03:34 going to start We're going to get in the

03:35 meme tier list but like are you ever

03:36 fighting again? Like what the hell are

03:38 you doing? Dude, I don't know. I I

03:39 literally just hit up my manager and he

03:42 said uh

03:43 July, August. So

03:46 Do you know

03:47 Is that going to be in Vegas? If it's in

03:48 Vegas I'll pull up. It might be. Bro,

03:50 you better pull up regardless.

03:52 Don't don't put conditions on my fight.

03:55 I'm fighting you're pulling up.

03:57 I'm down to pull up. I'm Listen, I'll

03:59 I'll Listen, I know we're going to

04:01 Oh, if it's in Vegas I'll pull up. Like

04:03 what? I promise you, bro. Once it's your

04:06 favorite bro, I'm posting a ton of

04:07 content and you're you're no longer

04:09 going to be niche.

04:11 What does that even mean? Like I'm not

04:13 niche, bro.

04:15 Dude, you're going to be How is it?

04:17 You're going to be less niche.

04:19 Are you trying to say nice?

04:22 >> [laughter]

04:22 >> What?

04:25 It's pronounced nice.

04:26 It's Are you dumb? You don't know what

04:29 means Niche means like you're like not

04:30 like you know, you're like secret.

04:32 I'm not secret. Yeah, you are, dude.

04:36 No, I'm not. You're my little secret.

04:39 >> [laughter]

04:43 >> Why are you blushing, bro?

04:46 >> [laughter]

04:46 >> You said we weren't going to talk about

04:48 this on Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut the [ __ ]

04:51 up.

04:51 >> [laughter]

04:52 >> All right,

04:54 let's get into the first one. All right,

04:55 so it's been 5 minutes we didn't rank a

04:57 single [ __ ] thing.

04:59 Number one, it's legendary. Then we got

05:01 funny, then we got mid, we got not

05:03 funny, then we got garbage. So, I've

05:05 been sending you Instagram reels and

05:07 TikToks. What do you think about what I

05:09 send you?

05:11 I think you're great, man. You're doing

05:13 a great job. Keep it up.

05:14 >> No, no, like what I send you. Like what

05:15 the

05:16 the reels I send you.

05:18 They're great.

05:19 Yeah, yeah. I see some reels made about

05:21 myself. So, I don't and I don't enjoy

05:23 those that much.

05:24 >> No, those are those are a little

05:25 concerning, you know? I feel like

05:27 They're like doxing me. No, you're

05:29 you're uh you're getting the same amount

05:31 of clout as if you were a fighter.

05:34 And that pisses me off. Yeah. I don't

05:36 know. I don't know. No, you are. You

05:39 are. You're You're getting all the clout

05:41 >> not a fighter? No, you're getting all

05:43 the clout of being a fighter without

05:46 like taking the sacrifices like you're

05:50 And that upsets you? It does. It does.

05:53 >> [laughter]

05:54 >> It's not fair.

05:55 You haven't You haven't bled.

05:58 You haven't bled to this.

06:00 >> [laughter]

06:01 >> What? Where?

06:04 Is that why you wore that singlet so we

06:05 couldn't tell if you start bleeding? I'm

06:07 [ __ ] ripped. No, you're a heavy

06:12 You're a heavy flow guy.

06:14 Yo, you're such a weirdo. You are and

06:17 that's why you wore red. It makes sense.

06:19 What is a heavy flow guy? Like that time

06:21 of the month, heavy flow, you wear red.

06:24 Do you bleed once a month?

06:27 Yeah, but from my nose.

06:29 All right, well I I bleed from my nose

06:30 once in a while.

06:34 No, not not not like that. I get

06:35 nosebleeds. You [ __ ] weirdo.

06:38 It's not what I meant.

06:40 I'm When I get sick I get nosebleeds.

06:42 Bro, put a meme up there. Like let's get

06:45 this thing going. Tong Tong Sahur.

06:48 Ooh. It's a solid one. Triple T.

06:52 Are you not going to like put these up

06:53 so I can see them?

06:55 No, no, you see them from there. This is

06:56 how we do it and then you rank them.

06:58 Wait. Dude, you you know what Tong Tong

07:00 Sahur is. I do. It's Toon Toon Sahur.

07:04 >> [laughter]

07:06 >> Where do we put him, bro?

07:08 Toon Toon Sahur?

07:10 >> [laughter]

07:12 >> He's up there, bro. Toon Toon Sahur is

07:14 up there. Is he legendary though? Is Is

07:16 he a legendary poll? I don't know. He's

07:18 No, I feel like tralala lero tralala Oh,

07:21 I don't even have him on the list.

07:24 Yeah, tralala lero tralala

07:27 That's up there. Toon Toon Toon Sahur?

07:30 Oh man, he's pretty

07:32 What you know about Toon Toon Toon

07:33 Sahur? I know. I know, bro. Have you

07:35 ever played Steel the Brain Rot on

07:37 Roblox?

07:38 No. Yeah, you don't know much about Tong

07:41 Tong Sahur.

07:42 I fought him I fought Tong Tong Sahur. I

07:44 know that Toon Toon Toon Sahur

07:46 loves

07:48 uh ballerina Cappuccino. OH, WE GOT BONE

07:53 KNOWLEDGE HERE. MY MAN. I know I know I

07:55 know they got some [ __ ] going on.

07:58 And I know that John Pork may have

08:00 killed

08:01 he may have killed Toon Toon Toon Sahur.

08:03 Yeah, well we have him next. Where do

08:05 you put him now? I think he goes under

08:06 funny.

08:08 What was the What was the

08:10 ranking?

08:11 Just like you know, if if I you know,

08:12 you see this meme is it legendary,

08:14 funny, mid, not funny or garbage? I

08:16 think it's I think it's funny. Yeah,

08:18 it's not legendary. Definitely not. It's

08:20 not like a legendary poll. It's funny

08:22 and um

08:24 Oh my god, this one's your favorite.

08:25 Agartha. Ooh.

08:28 Legendary.

08:29 Legendary?

08:30 Legendary. Yeah.

08:32 How

08:34 I'm the gate I'm the gatekeeper of the

08:35 portal opener of Agartha. How am I not

08:37 going to say it's legendary?

08:39 Will you let me into Agartha?

08:43 You're You're getting close. Just keep

08:45 doing what you're doing.

08:47 Keep doing what you're doing, you know?

08:49 Keep pushing Keep pushing the right

08:51 people

08:52 and

08:53 I might let you in there.

08:54 Who are some people that I know that are

08:56 already welcome into Agartha?

08:58 Uh I think Terence McKenna.

09:00 Mhm. No. Um that other dude that like

09:03 the the dude with the dreads. Is it

09:05 Drakus Dumas? How the hell is he welcome

09:07 into Agartha? Bro, because you need you

09:10 need people like him in Agartha to kind

09:12 of balance everything out, you know?

09:15 What's that supposed to

09:17 You know what it means. You know what it

09:18 means. And he would be good. He would be

09:21 good. Is Phil Roe welcome into Agartha?

09:23 Uh

09:25 No.

09:27 He's not. How about you What about Yuri

09:29 after his last loss? Is he still welcome

09:31 into Agartha?

09:33 No.

09:34 Actually

09:36 I think

09:38 he's on high council of the Agarthan

09:40 committee. So, it's it's hard to say

09:42 he's not welcome.

09:44 But I do think that

09:47 he lost a little bit of pull in Agartha

09:49 based off of his decisions in the last

09:51 fight, you know? As an Agarthan we pride

09:53 ourselves on making the right decisions

09:56 in the moments where it counts most. So,

09:59 um I think Jiří definitely has He needs

10:01 to prove himself one more time.

10:04 Yeah. Yeah, I mean I feel like you're

10:06 about to get a lot of hate for that, but

10:08 it's it's a hot take.

10:09 No, it's fine. It's fine. I'm not saying

10:12 I don't I'm not saying that I don't like

10:13 Jiří. I think that, you know, it's it's

10:15 good to look in the mirror, you know,

10:16 when you make a mistake, you got to go

10:18 back and fix some things, but he's he's

10:21 still welcome. Mhm. And then what about

10:24 uh John Pork?

10:26 John Pork? Okay, which John Pork though?

10:29 Not the fighter, just just the meme.

10:31 >> Okay.

10:32 The meme John Pork?

10:34 I think it's funny.

10:35 You think I feel like it could be mid.

10:37 It's it's borderline mid funny. Yeah.

10:40 But you think it belongs in the same

10:42 category as tongue tongue sir?

10:45 No, it's it's mid. Yeah. Yeah, that's

10:47 what I'm thinking. You got to think You

10:48 got to think elegantly about this.

10:50 Elegantly?

10:55 Do you think I know what that means?

10:57 I don't I think I used the word wrong

10:59 anyway, but um it's all right. Elegant?

11:03 Can you use it Can you use it in a

11:04 sentence?

11:05 I'm feeling elegant today.

11:07 Feeling fancy. Feeling nice.

11:12 Um Kevin G.

11:15 I don't know what that is.

11:17 Yes, you do. I don't know what that is.

11:19 >> that sings?

11:21 Wait.

11:24 Kevin G.

11:25 You have Let me search him up.

11:26 >> Can you pull him up? Yeah. You know who

11:28 he is, bro. Kevin G.

11:30 I can't play the song.

11:31 >> of look like one of our friends?

11:35 I don't know. I don't think so.

11:37 This kid.

11:38 Oh, yeah, he looks like Dom.

11:40 >> [laughter]

11:43 >> Where does Kevin G go? I love Kevin G.

11:45 He follows me on Instagram actually.

11:47 Wow. It's high level.

11:49 Um

11:51 Honestly, I I I don't feel like I know

11:53 enough about Kevin G to really rank him.

11:56 Yeah.

11:57 Put him at mid probably. Don't really

11:58 know much about him.

11:59 What do you think?

12:01 I love him. I think he's funny. You

12:02 know, he sings, he's a jolly guy, he

12:04 loves Legos. Um he can't walk

12:06 unfortunately, so that's not the sad

12:08 part. I don't think he can. I think he

12:10 has some disability, but he's a cool

12:11 kid. I really like him. I like him a

12:13 lot.

12:15 Okay.

12:17 He's going through a lot, but he's still

12:18 positive kid. Shows Shows Kid has heart.

12:21 Kid has heart. So, we'll put him at

12:22 funny. I love him. I love the kid.

12:24 >> it.

12:25 Uh this one I'm not really not really

12:27 too fond of a Skibidi Toilet.

12:30 Skibidi Toilet?

12:34 Bro, I don't know what this is. You

12:36 don't know what Skibidi Toilet is?

12:37 Skibidi Toilet? No.

12:41 >> [laughter]

12:41 >> I'm not going to lie. This is the

12:42 dumbest video I've ever done in my life.

12:45 Yeah, it's really stupid. It's really

12:47 stupid, but we're here.

12:49 Yeah, we're here. Uh Skibidi Toilet goes

12:51 at mid. You don't know what it is. Uh

12:53 this one there's no way you don't know

12:54 what 67 67 I think this is trash.

12:58 Garbage. I agree. I really garbage. You

13:01 think Does that really make Skibidi

13:03 Toilet is that or 67 is that funny? No,

13:06 it's not funny at all. It's almost like

13:08 you lose aura if you do that [ __ ] Do

13:11 you have aura you think? Like when you

13:12 go in public, do you have aura? I don't

13:14 think you can quantify your own aura. I

13:17 think if you do that, then you don't

13:18 have aura.

13:21 So, if I were to say, "Hey, I have a ton

13:23 of aura." I have no aura. Yeah,

13:25 negative. Negative aura.

13:28 What if I go like this?

13:30 Yeah, now you're getting there.

13:32 We're close. You're getting close.

13:35 Oh. Oh, [ __ ]

13:37 Holy [ __ ] Yeah.

13:40 You'll get there, bro.

13:42 >> [laughter]

13:42 >> I'll try. I'll help you. No promises.

13:45 Bro, what are we doing?

13:47 >> [laughter]

13:48 >> What are we doing?

13:50 I'm surprised if someone will watch

13:52 this, but we'll see.

13:52 >> Yeah. Hey, you're you're you're going to

13:54 be one of the the new the

13:57 the channel favorites, so you better win

13:59 your [ __ ] fights, dude. Yeah, no.

14:01 I'll keep I'll keep doing that. And

14:02 we're going to do We're going to do some

14:03 crazy things when you come to Vegas

14:06 in my uh my hotel room.

14:09 What?

14:11 I'm going to show you some crazy things.

14:13 What the [laughter] [ __ ]

14:15 You're not Jiří Procházka, bro.

14:17 Uh

14:18 >> [laughter]

14:19 >> You're not Jiří Procházka, bro. Uh

14:21 what's about What do you think about

14:22 Ninja with a low taper fade?

14:27 >> [laughter]

14:28 >> I don't know like what who you think I

14:30 am.

14:31 Bro, you know THIS. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW

14:33 THIS? I feel like you should have sent

14:35 me all of these memes before, so I would

14:37 have known what the

14:38 >> professional, bro.

14:40 Maybe I am. Imagine Ninja with a low

14:42 taper fade.

14:44 No. Doesn't ring a bell?

14:46 Uh-uh. All right. I guess we'll just go

14:48 not funny. Doesn't know what it is. Oh,

14:50 if you don't know what this is, I might

14:52 have to kick you in the face four times.

14:55 Uh the Costco guys. No.

14:58 Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

15:04 >> Low. This is low.

15:07 What? I think this is low. What about

15:09 when he goes, "This is Big A J and this

15:11 is the big sloppy."

15:13 >> [laughter]

15:14 >> That was a funny one. I liked that when

15:15 he said that.

15:16 >> I'm laughing. I'm laughing, so It's a

15:18 good one.

15:21 Funny?

15:26 Funny.

15:26 >> [laughter]

15:27 >> Have you ever been part of such a

15:29 sophisticated video like this before?

15:32 Bro, what's back there?

15:34 What do you mean?

15:35 What's behind you?

15:37 Nothing.

15:39 I think there's something over there.

15:40 What the [ __ ] You're You're making me

15:42 trip out. Shut the [ __ ] up. No, go

15:45 go check on what's back there.

15:48 Nothing. No, no. I'm serious. I think

15:50 you should get up Get up and walk over

15:51 there. I'm not I'm not [laughter]

15:53 walking over there with this [ __ ]

15:55 I got to blur my what I stand up with

15:57 this with this seat on. Um

16:00 >> [laughter]

16:01 >> I think it's funny.

16:02 You're a weirdo. You're weird.

16:06 Um I think you're playing the part too

16:07 well. Um

16:09 >> [laughter]

16:10 >> What about What about the Rizzler?

16:12 The Rizz.

16:14 The Rizzler? Oh, wait. What about uh the

16:17 dude that's like, "Computer,

16:20 make this guy gay and homosexual."

16:22 >> [laughter]

16:22 >> Oh my god. Yeah, that's a poll. I didn't

16:24 put him in here, but What about that

16:25 guy? I like that guy. Well, he's not in

16:27 here. Well, let's go What about Rizzler?

16:28 What about the Rizzler?

16:30 The Rizzler?

16:36 Mid.

16:37 Mid, okay.

16:38 Rizz.

16:40 >> [snorts]

16:40 >> Uh this one I'm not really I'm not

16:41 really too fond of uh

16:43 Haktua.

16:45 Uh Garbage. I feel like that's really

16:47 outdated.

16:49 I know. I just found anything. I say

16:50 garbage. Yeah, garbage. Yeah, garbage.

16:53 Imagine the UFC like

16:55 Imagine like the UFC like, you know,

16:56 they look at my check cuz the UFC says

16:58 they watch my content. The UFC that they

17:00 click a video and this is the video they

17:01 watch. Bro. They're They're They're not

17:04 >> this off instantly.

17:06 >> [laughter]

17:06 >> They're They're not

17:07 >> literally be like, "Oh." Oh.

17:09 >> Yeah, no. Next. They're not letting me

17:11 come to another event. Um this one I

17:14 doubt you know. It's kind of niche. Um

17:17 Oh, man. It's uh I have knee surgery

17:19 tomorrow. It's like It was like popular

17:21 for a second. It's like It's like the

17:23 the Grinch. You don't know what this is.

17:25 It's nice.

17:27 It's niche. What the [ __ ] Are you Are

17:29 you What are you talking about?

17:31 I'm sorry, bro. You can lose it.

17:33 >> niche means?

17:35 Niche?

17:36 Niche, yes.

17:38 Are you [ __ ] with me?

17:40 Niche?

17:41 Dude, the word niche. YOU NOT KNOW WHAT

17:43 the word niche means?

17:47 Are you trolling?

17:49 No, like it's not like the the meaning

17:51 is nice. I got I got to pull this up.

17:53 Niche.

17:54 There's no way you're not trolling.

17:55 Niche.

18:01 Could you be I can't find this. Could

18:03 you be

18:05 Could you be nice and niche?

18:07 Yes, they have no [ __ ] meaning to

18:09 that. They don't go together or They're

18:12 They're similar though. They can be used

18:13 in the same sentence.

18:15 Like You could be like, "Oh, you're a

18:17 nice guy, but you're niche." Like you're

18:18 a nice guy, but you're not very well

18:19 known.

18:24 I

18:25 Was that a sneak diss?

18:26 No. You sneak dissed me?

18:29 All right. Where do you put this meme?

18:31 It's All right, you don't even know what

18:32 this meme means. I'll put it at mid. Oh.

18:34 You can't tell me this one. Chicken

18:36 Jockey.

18:38 Dude, no. What the What is this?

18:40 >> What? What?

18:41 >> Chicken Jockey? NO, IT'S

18:43 >> [laughter]

18:45 >> CHICKEN JOCKEY.

18:47 THE MINECRAFT MOVIE.

18:50 NO, BRO. BRO, what the hell is wrong

18:53 with you?

18:54 A lot. Let me hear your best chicken

18:56 Yell chicken jockey.

18:58 Bro, I'm at the PI right now. You want

19:01 me to stream this [ __ ] Yell chicken

19:03 jockey.

19:05 I'm going to hold my phone in my shoes.

19:09 What the [ __ ] are you doing?

19:12 Jesus Christ.

19:15 Yo. [laughter]

19:17 Yo, what the [ __ ] are you doing?

19:20 I GOT TO [ __ ] I GOT TO blur that [ __ ]

19:22 out. Dude, you're

19:24 Yo, stop.

19:26 What do you want me to yell?

19:30 >> [laughter]

19:31 >> Chicken Jockey.

19:34 CHICKEN JOCKEY. [screaming]

19:37 >> [laughter]

19:37 >> OH MY GOD. LET'S GO. Let's go.

19:41 All right. Can you please put back the

19:42 other angle?

19:44 WHAT THE [ __ ] PUT BACK THE OTHER ANGLE.

19:46 I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS. Put back the

19:48 other angle. Yes.

19:50 Dude, put back the other [ __ ] angle.

19:53 Take your phone up. Say Simon says.

19:56 Simon says take your phone back up and

19:59 not [ __ ] do this.

20:00 What is wrong with you? Where does

20:02 chicken jockey go?

20:06 Legendary. Legendary, let's go.

20:09 >> [laughter]

20:10 >> Um, what about that you know that one

20:11 meme the boat where it goes like this?

20:15 Trash.

20:16 I thought you were good at this. No,

20:18 that's trash. That's like uh

20:20 >> [snorts]

20:21 >> I feel like that's only fans girls do

20:24 that. That's trash. You think so? I

20:26 didn't really I thought like fighters do

20:27 that or whatever.

20:29 Why are they doing that?

20:30 What about um what about explain our

20:32 friend group?

20:33 Ohio.

20:38 I don't think anyone would know what

20:40 this [ __ ] is. Adrian, explain explain

20:42 our friend group.

20:44 Adrian, explain our friend group.

20:47 And then what? Does he explain everybody

20:49 in the friend group? I think he just

20:50 says Ohio. I think that's I think he

20:52 just says Ohio. No, that's stupid. Next.

20:54 That's garbage.

20:56 All right. Oh, come on.

21:00 Steven here, I'm looking for Fifi to

21:02 have sex.

21:04 >> [laughter]

21:10 [laughter]

21:11 >> Uh it's funny.

21:13 All right. Have you seen that one

21:14 before?

21:15 Yeah. Okay, good. Steven here. Um oh,

21:18 what about this one? I'm just a baby.

21:22 I don't know that one, but what about

21:23 what Play your best impression.

21:26 All right. You do it first. I'm just a

21:28 baby. I'm just a baby.

21:32 >> [laughter]

21:33 >> Jesus Christ. Hey, Simon says get up and

21:37 walk Dude, what the [ __ ] is wrong with

21:38 you? What is wrong with you? No, I don't

21:40 I don't I'm not playing Simon says,

21:41 [ __ ]

21:42 No. Okay.

21:44 Where does baby go?

21:47 Mid. Mid? Yeah, what about what about

21:50 where uh Oh, dude, I'm now seeing these

21:53 memes now.

21:55 I wasn't looking at that at all. Oh,

21:58 dude, come on, use your brain. All

22:00 right, next one we got my mom's my my

22:02 mom's kind of homeless.

22:06 Where is it? No, it's it's right here.

22:08 It's it's like the

22:11 It's the bottom one.

22:13 My mom's kind of homeless? Yeah, my

22:14 mom's kind of homeless.

22:18 I mean, get your

22:20 get your mom not homeless. Pay for her.

22:23 >> [laughter]

22:24 >> Where does that go? Was that garbage,

22:26 you think? It's garbage. Yeah, it's

22:28 garbage.

22:29 You think his mom's garbage cuz she's

22:30 homeless. Is that what you're saying?

22:32 Yeah. What the [ __ ] Bro, why is your

22:35 mom homeless? All right.

22:37 >> you. That's on you. It's fair.

22:39 >> That's on you.

22:40 If I was your mother, would I be

22:41 homeless?

22:43 No. No, I wouldn't let that happen to

22:44 you. I'd take care of you.

22:46 I would breastfeed you. All right,

22:48 that's No, thanks.

22:50 Um

22:51 The next one is uh that's not my name,

22:53 quarterback.

22:56 Dude,

22:58 what is this? Bro,

23:00 not funny.

23:01 Oh my god. So, you think the best meme

23:04 is a Garth Bell?

23:05 Yeah.

23:07 Can I see your best a Garth Bell stare?

23:15 It's pretty a Garth Bell.

23:18 Pretty pretty a Garth Bell, man. All

23:19 right.

23:23 Okay. It's pretty nice.

23:26 Sneeze. All right,

23:27 I think that wraps up the video. The

23:29 video's coming out today cuz I needed a

23:30 video to post today cuz the card this

23:32 week is not great. I want to just

23:34 apologize to the MMA community,

23:37 whatever nice community I have, and that

23:41 I will

23:41 >> How much should I pay you to do this

23:42 video?

23:44 Bro, you I don't want to disclose that

23:46 on here cuz I don't do [ __ ] for free.

23:50 You're going to have people think I paid

23:51 you like thousands of dollars. I don't I

23:52 don't

23:52 >> did. JPL's my friend, you know? I don't

23:55 I didn't pay him a dollar. I just gave

23:57 him tongue tongue Sahuar toys.

24:00 Tongue tongue Sahuar?

24:02 Uh tongue tongue Sahuar.

24:04 Tongue?

24:05 Tongue tongue Sahuar.

24:06 Tongue tongue Sahuar. Yeah, don't be

24:08 giving me no tongue, bro.

24:10 What the [ __ ]

24:13 You said it.

24:14 Dude, I don't think we asked a single

24:15 MMA question this whole video.

24:17 >> [laughter]

24:18 >> Bro.

24:19 Hey, how's

24:21 How does it feel to be in my dumbest

24:22 video yet? Go turn on the TV. Simon says

24:25 go up there and turn on the TV. What the

24:27 [ __ ] is wrong? NO, I'M NOT STANDING UP.

24:29 DUDE, we're not hanging out We're not

24:30 hanging out in Vegas, bro.

24:33 What?

24:34 Yo, guys, we're going to do a video.

24:36 We're going to go on a two-man in Vegas.

24:37 That's the video.

24:41 What's that face for?

24:45 Go turn on the TV. Bro, what the [ __ ] is

24:47 No. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE wrapping up the

24:50 video. What do you have to say to all

24:51 your fans watching THIS? AND YOUR NEW

24:53 FANS CUZ YOU'RE NO LONGER NICHE.

24:57 Uh shout out to all my fans.

25:00 Um

25:02 Listen, hop on the hype train now,

25:05 you know?

25:07 Cuz it's still it's still nice and

25:10 uh

25:21 That that's it.

25:23 Did you just lose your train of thought?

25:26 No, that I train of thought hype train.

25:28 Get on my train.

25:30 Choo choo.

25:31 Choo choo.

25:33 Let's go for that.

25:35 All right, thank you guys. I know we

25:36 Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Hey, this is

25:38 going to be a new channel favorite.

25:40 You're going to be on the channel all

25:41 the time now. I paid him big bucks for

25:43 this. Let's go for it.