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Jeopardy with Quillan Salkilld & JPL (10K Subscriber Special!)
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00:00 What is up everybody? Thank you guys so

00:02 much for 10k subscribers. I had to put

00:04 this video together. You guys been

00:05 asking for it. Hit subscribe right now

00:08 because it helps me get to put more like

00:10 crazy videos like this together. So,

00:12 I'll keep doing it. Keep grinding. But,

00:13 besides that, John Paul, how are you?

00:16 >> I'm doing good. Um I want to take a

00:18 moment and just apologize to Quillen.

00:21 I've summoned him to Agartha many times

00:24 and he's been very busy. He's a very

00:26 busy man, but unfortunately, Quillen, we

00:29 do have a problem in Agartha. The snow

00:31 bunnies have gone dry.

00:34 They've gone dry and they want nothing

00:36 to do with any of the Agarthan High

00:40 Council. Quillen, we need you, the

00:42 inventor of sex, to come and

00:46 turn the women back on.

00:48 Please help us.

00:52 >> [ __ ] I'm going to have to see what I

00:53 can do.

00:54 But, my my specialty's my specialty's in

00:57 the

00:58 the the ABGs, mate. That's my uh in the

01:01 legend.

01:02 >> That's Wait. That's the

01:04 >> I don't know. I

01:05 >> The snow bunnies, they want us again.

01:08 They want us again, Quillen. You've done

01:10 it.

01:11 You've done it.

01:12 >> [laughter]

01:13 >> Oh, Quill- Quillen, how are you? How are

01:15 you, Quillen? That's a great

01:16 introduction. How are you, brother?

01:19 >> [laughter]

01:19 >> Um Yeah, good, Cam. Yeah, getting

01:22 [ __ ] getting lean now. [ __ ]

01:26 Yeah, before we get fat again, so

01:29 Dude, making the most of this, wearing

01:30 singlets.

01:33 And [snorts]

01:33 yeah, while I can.

01:34 >> You wearing a singlet right now?

01:36 >> I'm wearing a singlet right now, mate.

01:38 >> Let me see.

01:40 >> No, no. Don't get up.

01:42 >> [laughter]

01:42 >> I'm wearing a singlet and I'm relaxed

01:45 right now.

01:46 >> Yo, Quillen, we got to eat some more

01:47 cookies and cake together. But, I'm

01:49 locking in as well, actually. Believe it

01:51 or not.

01:51 >> Yeah.

01:52 The hair The hair looks good. The hair's

01:54 growing back.

01:54 >> Thank you. It's It's growing back. It's

01:56 growing back.

01:57 >> Yeah.

01:58 >> Uh

01:58 >> I think you look like [ __ ] Jason.

02:01 I was just trying to be nice, yeah. I

02:03 was

02:03 >> [laughter]

02:07 >> All right. Well, also, Quillin, I speak

02:09 We're going to We're going to get into

02:10 this. We're playing Jeopardy. Uh yeah,

02:12 also, yo, Quillin, I want to I asked for

02:14 this You know, me and John Paul, we

02:16 don't get many ladies. You get all the

02:18 ladies on Instagram. They're all

02:19 obsessed with

02:20 No, you do. Quillin, you do. All the

02:22 ladies are obsessed with you. Quillin,

02:24 can you give me and John Paul advice how

02:26 to get girls, please?

02:28 >> I'm good.

02:29 You good. Yeah, you just got to You just

02:31 got to become a meme, bro.

02:33 You got to have

02:34 some some meme.

02:36 >> Also, I just want to say also, John Paul

02:39 >> [laughter]

02:39 >> John So, LET ME KNOW. JOHN Paul's trying

02:41 to act cool right now. He was I was

02:43 talking to him before this. [laughter]

02:44 He goes, "Yeah, we should ask that

02:45 question." You're John Paul, don't

02:47 You're trying to act cool for

02:48 >> The method that I that I uh

02:51 you know,

02:52 shut up last time is not going going

02:54 good. I get it sent to me all the time

02:56 still, so uh

02:58 >> [laughter]

02:58 >> That uh that method

03:00 is not good.

03:02 >> What method?

03:03 >> Yeah, there's no method.

03:04 I don't know what you're [laughter]

03:05 talking about.

03:05 >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, what method are

03:06 you talking about?

03:07 >> The one that you come up with last time.

03:10 >> Yeah, what did you come up with last

03:11 >> That one.

03:12 >> Dude, I want you to say Quillin said

03:13 word for word. Quillin said word for

03:15 word his best advice is to get girls

03:16 drunk.

03:17 >> I didn't say that, bro.

03:19 I didn't say that.

03:21 >> There's There's literally

03:21 >> [laughter]

03:22 >> footage with like thousands of likes of

03:23 you saying that.

03:25 >> about.

03:25 >> Bro, Jayden Jayden made a Jayden made an

03:28 AI voice memo of me meowing, so I get

03:31 it.

03:31 >> Guys, both of you are just liars.

03:33 >> He's He's hard He's hard working with

03:34 this guy.

03:35 >> Yeah. [laughter]

03:37 >> All right. Well, let's get into this.

03:38 Quillin, you're up first. You get to

03:40 pick I mean, you guys probably know the

03:41 rules of Jeopardy. Pick out a question.

03:43 If you guys If you don't know it or

03:44 don't guess it, one of us can guess it,

03:46 and we get the points. So, um come on,

03:48 Quillin. Let's see what you got.

03:49 >> Wait, I I can't see the first two

03:53 because it says recording above.

03:56 >> I can see it fine.

03:58 >> That's not what I said.

04:01 >> [laughter]

04:01 >> What's You get to go first.

04:03 >> What the [ __ ] is becks on the board?

04:05 >> I don't I actually don't know.

04:06 >> Let's go geography for

04:09 for 300.

04:10 >> 300 geography 300 geography

04:12 >> Let's go.

04:14 >> All right, let's see. What percentage of

04:15 the WORLD IS WATER?

04:18 >> [laughter]

04:19 >> IT'S LIKE

04:20 >> 50

04:20 >> NO, John Paul not yet. You have to say

04:22 your answer.

04:24 What do you have to say?

04:25 >> It's

04:26 70%. I don't know.

04:29 >> Is it actually?

04:30 >> I think so.

04:31 >> I THINK SO. SOMETHING

04:32 >> WHAT?

04:34 >> [applause]

04:37 >> GREAT. THIS IS GOOD. COLIN, I GOT TO

04:39 give it to you.

04:40 >> Wait, wait.

04:41 >> Jaden

04:42 clap without your hands.

04:44 >> [laughter]

04:44 >> What?

04:46 >> He can't do that.

04:47 >> No, I'm not doing that.

04:48 >> You can't.

04:50 >> I'm not capable.

04:52 >> [laughter]

04:53 >> What?

04:54 >> I'm not capable.

04:57 >> [laughter]

05:01 >> Um dude, you guys this

05:03 >> All right, it's my turn.

05:04 >> No, it's not. You got to correct. He

05:05 gets to GO AGAIN, JUNIOR.

05:08 >> ALSO, IT'S JADEN NEXT, TOO. You're

05:10 you're last, dude. You're last.

05:13 >> Uh let's go.

05:15 Let's

05:16 [ __ ] What I want to find out what becks

05:19 is. So, we'll go becks for We'll go

05:20 becks for 100.

05:22 >> Becks for 100, a smart man. Name all

05:25 four fifth grade teachers. I don't I

05:28 don't know all five fourth grade

05:30 teachers.

05:31 >> I think cuz there's like science, like

05:32 that kind of stuff.

05:34 >> Oh, wait. Here you go, giving away

05:36 answers.

05:36 >> I mean, I just gave an example.

05:38 >> The all the subjects.

05:40 >> Yeah, I think so.

05:41 >> Yeah.

05:42 >> Math, science

05:45 I I know. [ __ ] know. English.

05:48 Um

05:48 >> Did you go Did you go to school, bro?

05:50 >> No, I don't know. I can't I'm I dropped

05:52 out.

05:53 >> Did you

05:54 >> Um

05:54 >> You dropped out of You dropped

05:55 [laughter] out OF FOURTH GRADE?

05:59 >> WHAT WAS IT? MATH, SCIENCE, ENGLISH?

06:01 >> MATH, SCIENCE, ENGLISH. DUDE, are you

06:03 serious?

06:04 >> Bro, this is set up because

06:06 >> Spanish?

06:06 >> In Australia it's different.

06:08 >> The school

06:09 >> Spanish system, bro. So, I don't know.

06:10 >> Spanish is one. And then I I think I'm

06:13 going to go physical education.

06:15 >> What the [ __ ]

06:16 >> You never heard of PE, bro?

06:18 >> Wait, so

06:19 >> Yeah, heard of PE.

06:19 >> Who gets the Who gets the Who gets this

06:21 one?

06:22 >> Well, I don't I think I think none of us

06:23 get

06:24 >> What the [ __ ] IS THIS?

06:27 >> [laughter]

06:31 >> I THINK THIS I THINK THIS Jeopardy was

06:34 made for like one like a school

06:37 >> Yes.

06:38 >> [laughter]

06:38 >> Jaden, what the [ __ ] is this?

06:42 >> [laughter]

06:45 >> So, all right. I I guess we're going to

06:46 take out Bix. Uh you don't have Don't

06:48 pick Bix cuz you're you're There's a

06:50 good chance you're not going to get it.

06:51 Coolen, you get to go again. I Let me

06:53 just see what it says for 500.

06:55 >> sucks.

06:56 >> Who is the ED All right, yeah.

06:57 >> I don't have ED.

06:59 >> [laughter]

07:02 >> All right, Coolen, you get to go again.

07:03 No one pick Bix.

07:04 >> Uh we're going to go

07:06 We go 200 for science.

07:10 >> I'll just say science for 200.

07:12 >> Let's go.

07:13 >> All right, what is the freezing point of

07:15 water?

07:16 >> It's uh isn't it 0° C?

07:20 >> See, IS IT 0° C?

07:21 WOW!

07:24 COOLEN, COOLEN, YOU'RE A SMART MAN.

07:27 YOU'RE A SMART MAN, AND YOU'RE MAKING ME

07:28 A BIT You're making me a bit nervous.

07:30 >> I'm pissed.

07:31 >> [ __ ] so I'm so [ __ ] mad right now.

07:35 >> [laughter]

07:36 >> John Paul's pissed cuz he's After this

07:39 it's my turn, and he He when it's my

07:40 turn it's [laughter] over for both of

07:42 you guys.

07:42 >> for sure getting mine wrong. 100%.

07:46 >> Cool it. Cool it. Cool it. I'm not going

07:48 to lie. You're impressing me with your

07:49 education.

07:50 >> Bro, I I'm

07:51 I'm I'm I'm a big brain, mate.

07:53 >> You've answered two questions.

07:55 >> [laughter]

07:55 >> All right.

07:57 All right, your turn. Your turn. Go

07:58 again.

07:59 >> you so giggly, Jaden?

08:01 >> What the [ __ ] your problem today?

08:04 >> Um

08:05 Let's go

08:07 Let's go [ __ ] [laughter] her. We got

08:08 English.

08:09 We've got English for 200.

08:11 >> English for 200. All right, let's see.

08:14 What are describing words called?

08:18 >> Verbs.

08:19 >> Dude, oh my god, bro.

08:21 This is Bro, this is not good.

08:23 >> This is not [laughter] even funny.

08:24 >> This is not good.

08:28 This is not good.

08:29 >> Let's go.

08:29 >> I'm not scared.

08:30 >> Cool it. Cool it.

08:31 >> Yeah.

08:32 >> Cool it. I speak for I speak for both of

08:33 us, me and John Paul, when I say go [ __ ]

08:35 yourself.

08:36 Um

08:37 >> I thought I had [laughter] this one

08:38 right, bro. You just You just naturally

08:41 Like you, it's [ __ ] insane.

08:43 Um [ __ ] Let's go geography 200, then.

08:47 I want to get all these right. He just

08:49 won't even have a turn.

08:50 >> On which continent is Mexico located?

08:52 >> Bro, these are easy. That's easy. South

08:54 America.

08:56 Right? Is this Is that still South

08:57 America? IT'S NOT

08:58 >> NO. NO.

09:00 >> [laughter]

09:01 >> JADEN, WHY DID YOU CLICK THAT?

09:02 >> I CUZ I DIDN'T THINK I DIDN'T think He

09:04 seemed really confident. I wasn't

09:06 thinking.

09:06 >> I'm sorry. No one gets that one, then.

09:08 >> No one gets that. All right, NOW IT'S MY

09:09 TURN.

09:10 >> JADEN'S TURN.

09:11 realized once I said and I heard that I

09:12 seen

09:14 >> Listen. Listen. Listen.

09:16 See, my head's really good.

09:18 >> chance, bro. Otherwise, I would have got

09:19 them all [laughter] right.

09:19 >> No, you just gave up.

09:21 So, my head's really good. When I think

09:23 about this, I'm thinking I want to go

09:26 deep

09:27 deep. Math for 500.

09:29 >> Here we go. Oh my god, bro. He's got his

09:31 calculator OUT.

09:32 >> HOW MANY DEGREES IN each corner of an

09:34 equal equal

09:36 equilateral triangle?

09:38 Um, I believe it's 25°.

09:41 >> 90.

09:42 >> [laughter]

09:44 >> Jaden, you got to let the rest of us

09:46 answer before you [ __ ] click it.

09:48 >> I'm sorry. [laughter] I didn't know

09:49 that.

09:52 >> This is This video is horrible.

09:55 >> Dude, just go, bro. It's not horrible.

09:57 >> video ever.

09:59 >> This is a good video. Quit stop

10:00 laughing.

10:01 >> Um

10:04 Let me go soof.

10:06 Uh

10:08 >> [laughter]

10:09 >> Dude, John Paul, you are a privileged

10:10 kid who just was never

10:12 >> Let me go You are smarter than English

10:15 100.

10:16 >> All right. Who wrote HARRY POTTER?

10:18 [laughter]

10:21 YO, WHY IS QUILLIN GETTING THE EASIEST

10:22 [laughter] [ __ ] for 100? Who wrote

10:24 Harry Potter? Are we serious?

10:26 >> know who did it? You don't know? All

10:28 right, actually know. I know this.

10:30 >> Who is it?

10:31 >> I know JK Rowling.

10:34 BRO,

10:35 YOU [ __ ] YOU COME TO DUMB.

10:37 YOU COME TO DUMB.

10:39 >> [laughter]

10:39 >> DUDE, SHOOT. We're getting schooled by

10:42 Quillin. All right, John Paul, we have

10:44 to do this for America now.

10:46 It's America versus Australia. And John

10:48 Paul, don't say you're Armenian cuz

10:49 you're American.

10:50 >> I am American.

10:52 >> Yes. All right, Quillin.

10:54 What do you want next?

10:55 >> I want I'm trying to stay away from the

10:57 math ones, so we're going to go [ __ ] it.

11:00 Let's go Let's go geography

11:03 for We'll go for 400. We'll go 400.

11:06 >> 400. What act gave land to Coloradans?

11:13 >> I don't

11:15 I don't know.

11:15 >> Coloradans? What act?

11:17 >> [laughter]

11:18 >> I don't even know who Coloradans are.

11:21 >> Is that what people from Colorado?

11:23 >> I mean, I guess.

11:24 >> to be.

11:24 >> It has to be, yeah.

11:25 >> I wonder if it has anything to do with

11:26 Native Americans.

11:27 >> That's what I'm thinking. But, don't

11:29 give it away. DUDE, QUILLIN'S QUILLIN'S

11:31 DESTROYING US. DON'T GIVE HIM ANY HINTS.

11:33 >> [ __ ] what act? Um

11:36 Uh

11:38 >> I think make at this point you got to

11:39 make something make something up that

11:41 sounds cool.

11:42 >> Yeah.

11:43 >> It was geography, so it's something to

11:45 do with I don't know what the [ __ ] Um

11:46 >> Just be Just be funny right now. Just be

11:48 funny. Just be funny.

11:49 >> Oh, [ __ ] I'll just be funny.

11:50 >> [laughter]

11:50 >> Um

11:51 [ __ ]

11:53 [ __ ] I actually um

11:56 >> [laughter]

11:57 >> Uh

11:59 Uh

12:00 >> Wait, holy [ __ ] Are you like dying? Are

12:02 you [laughter] okay? Are you okay, bro?

12:03 >> Try to think of the answer.

12:04 >> Uh

12:06 Uh

12:07 >> [laughter]

12:08 >> Hey, Quentin, bro. Quentin, bro, who's

12:10 under the table?

12:12 >> Uh

12:13 Uh [laughter]

12:14 >> Who's under the table, bro?

12:16 >> It's

12:18 It's Jayden.

12:19 >> [laughter]

12:22 >> Um

12:23 >> [ __ ] Doesn't even make sense, you piece

12:24 of [ __ ]

12:25 >> [ __ ] earthquake. I don't know.

12:27 >> Earthquake? [laughter]

12:28 >> The earthquake act.

12:30 >> You could have been like the

12:31 All right.

12:32 >> The act of an [laughter] earthquake.

12:33 >> The earthquake gave land. Dude, you were

12:35 on a Just like at least make something

12:37 like I don't know, like the native tribe

12:39 law.

12:40 >> The

12:41 uh settlement and homestead. Yeah, I

12:43 would not have guessed anything like

12:44 that.

12:45 >> [laughter]

12:46 >> All right, I'm going to go are you

12:47 smarter than math 300? 47 + 6 * 9. So, I

12:53 believe you do multiple PEMDAS. So,

12:56 parentheses

12:58 >> equation

12:59 >> Do PEMDAS.

13:00 >> Like no, multiplication

13:02 >> 54 + 47 it's it's um

13:06 101.

13:07 WOAH, PEMDAS, BABY. PEMDAS, PEMDAS. Your

13:11 boy smart.

13:12 >> POINTS.

13:13 YOU MADE A POINT.

13:14 >> YO, QUENTIN, I'M coming for that ass.

13:16 I'm coming on that ass.

13:18 >> I got some points.

13:21 >> Yo, Johnbo, how do you feel that you're

13:22 just not included and you're just doing

13:24 awful?

13:24 >> I'm really not surprised at all.

13:26 >> [laughter]

13:28 >> Dude, come on. What You know, this is

13:29 your guys' first Let's Let's actually

13:31 talk a little bit. It's your first guy

13:32 It's your first time meeting.

13:33 How do you guys feel about each other?

13:35 You guys Do you guys like each other?

13:37 >> Brothers, bro. What are you talking

13:39 about?

13:42 >> [gasps]

13:43 >> I have a question. I have a question.

13:45 >> [laughter]

13:47 >> I have a question.

13:48 >> What's What's your question?

13:49 >> So,

13:51 uh Quinton, how do you How do you finish

13:53 people in the UFC?

13:55 >> [laughter]

13:56 >> I don't know. I I've no clue, actually.

13:59 I I don't even think I know.

14:00 >> Do you have Do you have like any any

14:02 advice any advice for me? Cuz Cuz I'm

14:05 kind of like a I'm I'm people are saying

14:07 I'm a de- a decision merchant.

14:09 >> Yeah.

14:10 >> Well,

14:10 >> And

14:11 >> I honestly don't know. I think I just

14:14 get them every time. I don't know.

14:16 >> That's how I felt back back in the day

14:19 when I was not a UFC fighter.

14:22 But

14:24 Yeah.

14:25 >> I was lucky cuz I used to just get only

14:27 like subs as well back in the day.

14:29 >> Quinton, how old are you? All of a

14:29 sudden

14:30 >> 26. [clears throat]

14:32 >> Oh, you guys are the same age. 26, 27,

14:34 19.

14:37 >> Child.

14:39 >> [laughter]

14:40 >> Hey, what do you Quinton, what do you

14:41 think of the idea of of uh

14:44 of when we're in Vegas

14:47 trying to catch child predators but

14:49 using Jaden as the bait?

14:51 >> Yes, that would work.

14:53 >> And then And then And then when the

14:55 child predator comes, me and you just

14:56 leave.

14:57 >> Yeah, we just let him let him have his

14:58 way.

14:59 >> [laughter]

15:00 >> What? Let's We just let let LET HIM

15:03 >> BRO, ALL RIGHT, FIRST OFF, HOLD ON. HOLD

15:04 ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

15:06 >> [laughter]

15:06 >> That's That's how he's going to react to

15:08 the child predator.

15:09 >> HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

15:12 HOLD ON. THE LAST VIDEO OF JOHN PAUL, HE

15:13 GAVE THAT IDEA. BUT NOW HE JUST MADE IT

15:15 WORSE and Quinton like butted in. [ __ ]

15:17 both of you guys. And also, IT'S STILL

15:19 MY TURN. All right, I'm taking over. I'm

15:21 taking over.

15:22 >> Take it

15:22 >> going to the van and we're like see you.

15:25 Don't even stop it.

15:26 >> What is wrong with you?

15:27 >> We're going to leave the cameras on

15:28 though.

15:29 All the the cameras and the drones that

15:31 are going to be filming the whole thing

15:32 go down.

15:33 >> You guys are awful friends. You guys are

15:35 awful [laughter] friends.

15:36 >> Dude, that's where you're wrong. We're

15:38 not friends.

15:40 We're not friends, dude.

15:41 >> [laughter]

15:42 >> John Paul, dude, John Paul gets in front

15:44 of Quillan and tries to become so cool.

15:47 Um

15:48 are you smarter than are you smarter

15:50 than 400 How many seconds are in an

15:52 hour? 60 * 60 It is 360.

15:57 >> 360, oh, that's a bit off there, mate.

16:00 >> Also, Jen, you keep clicking You keep

16:03 clicking it.

16:04 >> I was so confident.

16:06 >> You're the worst host ever.

16:09 >> [laughter]

16:11 >> You're literally This game is This game

16:13 is

16:14 >> by 360.

16:16 >> Click.

16:19 >> [laughter]

16:20 >> All right, all right, I guess it's my

16:21 turn.

16:21 >> No, it's not. Oh, yes, it is. My bad.

16:23 Yes, it is. I'm sorry.

16:24 >> [laughter]

16:25 >> Uh let's go ooh.

16:28 What's the second column again, science?

16:30 >> Yeah, science.

16:31 >> Let's go 500. Go big. Science for 500.

16:34 What is the largest bone in your

16:36 [laughter] body?

16:37 >> Right now?

16:39 Right

16:40 I bet you could guess which one it is

16:42 right now.

16:43 >> It's you're you're in a you're in a call

16:44 with two grown men, bro.

16:45 >> Uh largest bone in my body.

16:48 Um

16:49 >> I know this. I'm going to I'm going to

16:50 guess after you.

16:51 >> I think I think it's going to be um

16:53 like I want to say like the femur, bro.

16:56 Femur, bro.

16:57 >> [ __ ]

16:58 >> That's it.

16:59 >> That's what I was going to pick.

17:00 >> All right, any other Hold on.

17:03 All right.

17:03 >> I knew I knew it was the answer. I'M A

17:04 SMART [ __ ] DUDE, I CAN'T I CAN'T COME

17:06 IN LAST.

17:08 >> BUT I do want to say that

17:10 >> Shut [laughter] up, bro.

17:11 >> I do want to say that for me and

17:12 Quillan, that's the second largest bone

17:14 in our body.

17:15 >> What do you mean you and Quillan?

17:16 >> I just, you know

17:18 We're like brothers, so we just know.

17:20 >> You guys You guys You guys explore each

17:22 other's body?

17:23 >> Did we Did we just become best friends?

17:27 >> It's more like a sense. Yeah.

17:28 >> You can sense how big his dick is?

17:31 >> It's uh it's based off of the the the

17:34 thickness and shape of a stash. You

17:37 wouldn't understand.

17:39 >> Dude.

17:41 I feel like I'm getting so discluded

17:42 right here. Yo, Quillan, also

17:44 >> How does it feel being in third place,

17:46 Jaden?

17:49 >> Dude, be happy cuz I'm coming back and

17:52 I'm coming hard.

17:53 >> [laughter]

17:54 >> Quillan, Quillan,

17:56 after you beat Mateusz Gamrot, what

17:58 dance move are you going to hit?

18:01 >> What dance move? The sprinkler. Maybe

18:03 the sprinkler, I don't know.

18:05 >> Dude, that that dance move sucks.

18:07 >> All right, I'll do the sprinkler without

18:08 your hands.

18:10 >> It's a classic.

18:11 >> [laughter]

18:11 >> I'll clap without my hands.

18:14 >> Dude, do you guys have you got Are you

18:16 guys flirting with each other?

18:17 >> No, bro. What are you talking about?

18:20 >> You guys are telling him that you're

18:21 telling him to clap without his hands.

18:23 You're like telling him his like he he

18:24 has a big bone in his body, dude. It's

18:27 just getting weird, John Paul.

18:28 >> No, I want you to clap without your

18:30 hands.

18:32 >> I don't Dude, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

18:34 >> [laughter]

18:36 >> ALL RIGHT, uh John Paul, you get to go

18:39 again.

18:39 >> All right.

18:40 Um let's do the same science for 400.

18:45 >> What's the sixth planet from the sun?

18:48 I know this one.

18:51 >> [laughter]

18:53 >> It's got to be Uranus.

18:55 >> All right, Quillan, what's your guess?

18:57 >> Oh, [ __ ] I don't know.

18:59 The thing

18:59 >> to go Jupiter.

19:02 >> Hold on.

19:03 Mercury

19:05 >> He has no idea.

19:08 >> [laughter]

19:09 >> Mars

19:10 [ __ ]

19:13 See Yeah, it's Jupiter.

19:15 >> I'm pretty sure.

19:15 >> No, you you [laughter] didn't.

19:16 >> IT IS

19:17 JUPITER. I JUST DID THE [ __ ] IT.

19:19 >> I SAID IT FIRST.

19:20 >> I got Uranus.

19:22 >> All right, no clan. I said JUPITER

19:23 FIRST.

19:25 >> YOU LITERALLY JUST COPIED ME.

19:27 >> All right, no no if if if it's Jupiter,

19:29 you guys have to do rock, paper,

19:31 scissors.

19:32 >> It's [ __ ] I picked it first and he

19:33 just copied me.

19:35 >> Bro, you're acting like a little

19:36 privileged kid.

19:37 >> It's Saturn anyway.

19:39 >> [laughter]

19:43 >> Yeah, it's not Yeah, what a [ __ ] I'm

19:45 Yeah, I'm dumb cuz I said

19:46 >> Oh, dude, you forgot to count the sixth

19:48 finger, bro.

19:50 >> Bro, I said Mars is fifth, so I added

19:53 two. I'm what a [ __ ] I am.

19:56 And I did Saturn and Jupiter. I'm Yeah.

19:58 >> Well, I'm surprised that no one's picked

20:00 any more PECs.

20:03 >> That's for the finale.

20:05 >> [laughter]

20:06 >> Should we Should we do that and see if

20:07 any of us get it?

20:08 >> That's saving that's for the tiebreaker.

20:10 >> Have to see if we can get it.

20:11 >> All right. Yo, also, I I I kind of when

20:14 I'm older, I want to get a tattoo. What

20:15 tattoo should I get? Cool, you have some

20:17 pretty cool tattoos actually. John Paul,

20:19 do you have Do you have tattoos? I feel

20:20 like you have a couple, right?

20:22 >> Yeah.

20:22 >> Dude, what tattoo should I I want to get

20:24 a cool one.

20:25 >> Bro, get a butterfly tat on your lower

20:27 back.

20:28 >> [laughter]

20:28 >> [ __ ] no.

20:29 >> Stamp stamp Stamp stamp it up, dude.

20:31 >> A butterfly tattoo? No.

20:34 >> Yeah.

20:35 >> All right, let's go.

20:39 Let's go geography

20:40 >> be [ __ ] 100 and get the easy one.

20:43 >> What country is both an island and a

20:45 continent?

20:46 >> An island

20:47 >> Ooh.

20:48 >> and a continent.

20:49 >> [laughter]

20:49 >> I know that.

20:50 >> What?

20:51 >> Island and a and a continent.

20:54 The [ __ ] Yeah, I'm I'm [ __ ]

20:57 >> YOU STUPID [ __ ] AUSTRALIA. YOU'RE

20:59 FROM AUSTRALIA.

21:00 >> AUSTRALIA.

21:02 >> YOU DUMB ASS.

21:03 YOU ARE YOU ARE LITERALLY AUSTRALIAN.

21:04 HOW WHY NOT KNOW THAT?

21:06 >> I said it first.

21:07 >> No, you didn't.

21:09 >> I said it first.

21:10 >> You can't You can't just [ __ ] butt in

21:11 when it's my turn.

21:13 >> You said YOU DON'T KNOW, QUILLAN.

21:15 >> I I I never thought Hey,

21:17 you guys got to wait until it's

21:19 [laughter] time.

21:21 >> All right. Y'all All right. We're going

21:22 to say shoot for it.

21:23 >> I guess you uh

21:24 >> No. No. No. Let's pick a number from 1

21:26 to 10.

21:27 And Quillan has

21:28 >> Oh, yeah. Cool. Cool. Cool. Think of a

21:30 number 1 through 10. All right. John

21:32 Paul, you guess first.

21:34 >> No, you're younger.

21:36 >> What the [ __ ] does that mean?

21:38 >> You got to You got to respect your

21:39 elders.

21:40 >> All right. Is it seven?

21:41 >> Hold on. That's what I was going to say.

21:43 >> [laughter]

21:47 >> Let's play rock, paper, scissors.

21:48 >> to go one. I'm going one.

21:50 >> Ooh. Well, my answer was Wait. Do I say

21:53 who was closest or what my

21:55 >> Yeah.

21:55 >> Yeah, I was three, so

21:57 >> Dude, there's

21:59 That's so stupid.

22:01 >> Yeah. I was going to say seven, though.

22:04 Give me my points.

22:05 >> [ __ ] you. All right. It's my turn. This

22:07 is [ __ ] dude. I can't believe

22:08 Quillan, I can't believe you're from

22:09 Australia and you couldn't get that

22:11 answer. It was the most easy

22:12 >> Hey.

22:13 Scoreboard. All right? Scoreboard.

22:16 >> [laughter]

22:19 >> All right. Are you smarter math for 200?

22:21 How much money is one quarter, one dime,

22:24 and one nickel?

22:25 >> Bro, I would have been cooked on this

22:26 one.

22:27 >> All right. 35. It's 40, right?

22:29 >> know what the [ __ ] these mean.

22:31 >> I think it's 40.

22:31 >> 25.

22:32 >> Hold on. Don't click anything, Jaden.

22:33 >> I'm not clicking anything. I think it's

22:34 40 cents.

22:35 >> Your Your guess is 40?

22:37 >> 25.

22:40 >> Plus 10 is 35. 25 plus 10 is 35. Yeah,

22:45 it's 40.

22:45 >> What's a nickel? What's a nickel? What's

22:47 in that?

22:48 >> Whoa.

22:48 >> Yo.

22:49 >> Whoa. No way.

22:53 What's a nickel?

22:54 >> Quillan, let me enjoy when I when I get

22:55 something right, all right, dude?

22:58 >> A nickel is 5 cents.

23:00 >> Yeah.

23:02 All right. Are you smarter than math

23:03 100?

23:05 What makes a square a square?

23:07 >> Oh, you'd know this, Jaden, cuz you're a

23:09 [ __ ] square.

23:11 >> Oh, sick one, dude. Sick one.

23:14 Um what makes a square a square? I I

23:17 don't know. It looks like this.

23:19 >> Um

23:20 >> Oh, four sides. Four sides. Four sides.

23:23 >> [ __ ]

23:24 Stop in my dance move, Jaden.

23:27 Stop that [ __ ]

23:28 >> Oh, I have Quillan's, too, [ __ ]

23:31 >> [laughter]

23:33 >> What you going to do about it?

23:34 >> [sighs]

23:35 >> Ooh.

23:37 >> Four equal sides and four right angles.

23:39 Oof.

23:39 >> Does that count?

23:41 >> Should I get like half?

23:43 >> I can't do a half.

23:44 >> Yes.

23:44 >> For 100, it still counts.

23:46 >> For 100, all right, all right, all

23:47 right.

23:47 >> All right. Are you smarter

23:49 I don't know. What should I pick? I like

23:51 math. Are you smarter than 500

23:54 geography?

23:55 >> Oh, [ __ ]

23:57 >> What states are the four corners?

24:00 >> Ooh.

24:01 >> Wait.

24:03 >> Right, this is rigged. How the hell

24:05 would I know this? I I don't

24:06 >> Florida.

24:07 >> This is like

24:09 How the Yeah, this is like

24:11 >> California.

24:12 >> Whoever gets the most wins this between

24:15 me and

24:15 >> Okay, yeah. I'm going to go Florida,

24:16 California, Montana, New York.

24:18 >> I'm going to go

24:21 Colorado,

24:23 uh

24:25 North Dakota, South Dakota.

24:30 Um

24:33 [ __ ] it.

24:35 Yeah, those are my three.

24:37 >> Quillan, do you want to just say any

24:38 states you know?

24:39 >> [laughter]

24:41 >> California,

24:43 uh

24:43 >> You can't just say the same stuff as

24:45 mine.

24:46 >> Uh

24:46 >> [laughter]

24:46 >> No, no, no. You just have to say the

24:48 same stuff as mine.

24:50 >> Uh the one where Twilight is in um

24:54 >> What?

24:56 >> [laughter]

24:56 >> What state?

24:57 >> Twilight state.

24:58 >> Twilight

24:59 >> you done? What state there is?

25:00 >> twilight, yeah.

25:01 >> Wait.

25:01 >> All right, you're done.

25:02 >> Let's go.

25:03 What's the top top right? I need top

25:05 right and top left.

25:07 >> I don't think it has anything to do with

25:09 like the

25:09 >> Oh, I thought it I thought it did.

25:11 >> I think it's like the ones that are

25:12 touching.

25:13 >> Oh, is it? I've no idea. I'm so

25:15 confused.

25:16 >> Yeah. Oh, like in the middle, so they're

25:18 all like there's like a

25:19 >> I think so.

25:20 >> [ __ ]

25:22 [ __ ] Cuz I've seen

25:23 >> I think Colorado's definitely one of

25:25 them.

25:25 >> I have no idea. Can we just flick it? I

25:27 don't feel like any of us know it.

25:29 >> But I definitely got some of them, 100%.

25:31 >> Colorado.

25:33 >> I got one of them.

25:35 >> Damn, you got

25:38 All right.

25:40 John Paul, it's your turn.

25:41 >> I can't do John Paul.

25:42 >> I really don't think I deserve all those

25:44 points, though.

25:45 >> [laughter]

25:45 >> Dude, what the [ __ ] WHAT HAPPENED

25:46 THERE?

25:49 I ALMOST HAD THAT.

25:50 >> HERE, HERE.

25:51 >> I don't think I deserve those.

25:52 >> Here, we'll give you We'll give you 200.

25:53 We'll give you 200.

25:54 >> Yeah, I think you got

25:55 >> What the

25:56 >> How many fire drills do we have a school

25:58 year?

25:59 >> Four.

26:00 >> I'm going to go

26:00 >> Three, three, three.

26:01 >> Yeah, three.

26:02 >> Three.

26:04 >> 10?

26:04 >> I'm closest.

26:05 >> god.

26:06 >> Bro, where is this school?

26:08 >> [laughter]

26:09 >> Hell?

26:10 >> John Paul, you got 200 cuz you got like

26:12 that one state correct, so.

26:13 >> Bro, why why okay. All right.

26:16 >> That's fair.

26:16 >> It's my turn, though.

26:17 >> Yeah, I know. I can't believe I'm in

26:19 last.

26:19 >> Let me go

26:21 uh

26:21 what is that? Science for 300?

26:23 >> Yeah.

26:25 >> Science.

26:26 >> All right, Jesus. What is faster, sound

26:28 or light?

26:29 >> Light. [sighs]

26:30 >> Light.

26:30 >> It's light.

26:31 >> Yeah, [ __ ]

26:33 >> [ __ ]

26:34 >> [ __ ]

26:35 >> That [ __ ]

26:36 >> 100 100.

26:39 >> 100 science. All right. What are the

26:41 three different states of matter? Oh my

26:43 god, this is so easy.

26:44 >> Solid,

26:45 liquid, gas.

26:47 >> Dude.

26:48 >> Ah, this is This is [ __ ]

26:50 >> Look at that, the order, too,

26:52 everything.

26:53 >> All right.

26:53 >> All right. I'm going to go

26:57 BECS for 300.

27:01 >> [laughter]

27:02 >> Oh, this is a good cuz YOU CAN GUESS

27:04 THIS.

27:06 >> HOW MANY KIDS does Miss Chavez It's two.

27:08 I Wait, hold on. I actually had a

27:09 teacher

27:10 >> It's got TO BE THREE.

27:11 >> [laughter]

27:11 >> HOLD ON. I ACTUALLY I HAD A TEACHER

27:13 NAMED Miss Chavez in like in school. So,

27:15 I'm going to go two.

27:17 >> It's three.

27:17 >> I'm I'm going three.

27:19 >> You're going three?

27:20 >> All right, I'm going two.

27:22 >> [laughter]

27:23 >> Four too many.

27:26 >> Bro, Miss Chavez.

27:28 >> Miss [laughter] Chavez

27:29 >> What does the last name say about that?

27:31 How does the last name in the answer

27:33 correlate? That's a little It's a little

27:34 racist.

27:36 >> What?

27:38 What the [laughter] [ __ ] are you talking

27:39 about?

27:40 >> All right.

27:42 Quillan, it's your turn.

27:44 >> All right, let's go. [ __ ] it's the

27:45 English ones. I'm not good at that [ __ ]

27:47 >> Yeah,

27:48 if you want you have BECs.

27:51 >> Yeah, you could go BECs.

27:52 >> Let's go 300 English. Let's go.

27:56 >> The person in the novel who tells a

27:57 story from a third-person perspective is

27:59 called the

28:00 >> Oh, I know what it is.

28:01 >> Well, what the [ __ ] The person in the

28:03 novel

28:04 who tells a story

28:06 from a third-person perspective

28:08 >> this one. I'm I'm picking it.

28:09 >> Don't tell it yet. Now, hold on. Hold

28:10 on. Hold on.

28:11 >> Yeah.

28:11 >> Hold on.

28:14 The story from a third-person Oh,

28:16 [ __ ] hell. See, this is why I avoided

28:18 the English ones. I don't know this

28:20 [ __ ]

28:20 >> All right, you want to go?

28:22 >> Go. Yeah.

28:23 >> I'm I'm thinking I think it's the

28:24 narrator.

28:25 >> I was going to say that.

28:27 >> Yeah.

28:27 >> Yeah, that's the [ __ ]

28:29 >> I'M COMING BACK. DUDE, OH, QUILLAN'S IN

28:31 LAST PLACE.

28:32 >> I'M LAST NOW. What [laughter] the [ __ ]

28:33 is going on?

28:35 >> All right, I'm going

28:36 Dude, I low-key want to go BECs, though.

28:39 But, I I kind of

28:41 Should I just be a Should I get

28:41 >> out I want to pull out I want to pull

28:42 out the 500 BECs and come out with the

28:45 win.

28:45 >> I'm going 500 English.

28:47 What does the Latin word lingua refer

28:50 to?

28:51 >> Uh

28:52 >> language

28:53 >> Yeah.

28:53 >> Yeah, that's what I was [ __ ]

28:55 >> Yeah, that's

28:55 >> I'm THINKING LANGUAGE.

28:57 >> OH!

28:57 >> [screaming]

28:58 >> OH!

28:59 WHAT THE [ __ ]

29:00 OH!

29:01 OH!

29:01 >> THE OLD ONES I SHOULD BE [ __ ] GETTING

29:03 UP [ __ ] up.

29:05 This is [ __ ]

29:08 >> I just never seen this one before.

29:09 >> That's a [ __ ] easy one, bro. That's

29:11 an actually easy one for 500.

29:13 >> Yeah, it's pretty

29:14 pretty much THE SAME.

29:14 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE GUYS, WHAT A COMEBACK. I

29:17 was in last place this whole thing.

29:18 We're in first. It's not over.

29:20 >> SHUT THE [ __ ]

29:20 >> [laughter]

29:24 >> ALL RIGHT, 400. Are you smarter than

29:26 English?

29:27 How do you spell the word

29:30 >> Wait.

29:30 >> t h e w o r d

29:34 >> No, no, no, no.

29:35 No.

29:37 This This is This is the [clears throat]

29:38 one that doesn't count. You can't

29:40 >> [laughter]

29:40 >> What?

29:41 >> How do you spell the word?

29:43 >> It's t h e w o r d.

29:49 >> That's my nickname for Jayden.

29:52 >> [laughter]

29:52 >> All right, hold on.

29:53 >> That's my nickname for Jayden.

29:55 >> No, that's Dude, what the [ __ ] How

29:58 >> Bro, where did you find these these

30:00 things?

30:01 >> [laughter]

30:02 >> You get it?

30:03 >> All right, we're going to go BEC's. All

30:05 right, for this one, we'll make it fun,

30:07 right? I'm in first place. You are All

30:09 of us get to pick an answer, and

30:11 whoever's closer or correct Actually no,

30:13 whoever's correct with it gets the

30:15 points.

30:15 >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:16 >> All right.

30:16 >> Wait, wait, whoever's correct gets the

30:18 points?

30:19 >> [laughter]

30:22 >> What is BEC's mission statement?

30:25 >> [laughter]

30:27 >> What does that mean?

30:29 Like it's It probably means like what is

30:31 What is their school's like uh purpose?

30:34 >> we Are we like doxing a school right

30:36 now? Are we doxing like a school?

30:37 >> [laughter]

30:37 >> What the [ __ ]

30:38 is the [ __ ] I don't know where you

30:39 found

30:39 >> All right, what is BEC's mission

30:41 statement? I feel like be a good

30:43 student, always be on time,

30:45 listen to the teachers, and uh

30:48 >> No, not

30:49 >> [laughter]

30:50 >> Mine's on have fun.

30:55 >> Quinn, what do you think?

30:56 >> I said have fun. I don't know.

30:58 >> [laughter]

30:59 >> Just have fun.

31:00 >> John Paul, what do you have to say?

31:01 >> I think it's going to be like

31:04 uh striving and persevering towards a

31:07 better future and inspiring the new

31:10 generations of youth.

31:12 >> It's pretty nice.

31:13 >> Nah.

31:14 >> Learn, grow, lead. I would say I'm

31:16 pretty close.

31:18 >> Bro, mine was close. Inspiring the

31:20 future generation.

31:22 I forgot the rest.

31:24 >> You just give a sec. I think I think All

31:26 right, 500 this Dude, if anyone gets

31:29 this besides God Quinn, you are already

31:31 in You Quinn, you can't win.

31:33 >> Bro, Quinn Quinn got like so much

31:35 quieter.

31:36 >> Yeah, Quinn, I'm not going to lie. You

31:37 were feeling yourself and then you kind

31:38 of fell off.

31:39 >> I'm going to say the hardest questions.

31:43 >> [laughter]

31:43 >> 500 BGCS, ARE YOU GUYS ARE YOU GUYS

31:46 READY? Are you guys ready?

31:48 >> Let's go.

31:50 >> John Paul, are you ready?

31:51 >> Yeah.

31:52 >> All right.

31:53 Who is the ED?

31:55 >> [laughter]

31:57 >> If you guess someone's name, I will You

32:00 have You can win.

32:01 >> I want to guess the guy's name.

32:03 >> to go I'm going to go Mr. Sanchez.

32:05 >> Yeah, that's that's a good guess.

32:07 >> It's a good guess, right? Mr.

32:08 >> It's a good guess. Sanchez.

32:10 I'm going to say the guy's name is Ben.

32:14 >> [laughter]

32:14 >> Ben, I'll say it's Ben.

32:16 >> Dude, if they're going to I'm going

32:18 I'm going any female name.

32:21 >> No, you can't do what? That's not

32:22 possible.

32:23 >> I think it's Mr. Sanchez, right? Yeah.

32:25 >> Quinn, Quinn, Quinn, you can't just go

32:27 Ben.

32:28 >> [laughter]

32:29 >> A Ben, Mr. something. Yeah, it'll be

32:31 like a Mr. or a Mrs., right? What's an

32:34 ED as well? What's the What is the ED?

32:36 >> I believe it's like a principal, right?

32:38 >> Maybe. Yeah, I'm going woman woman

32:40 woman's name.

32:41 >> just go woman. That's totally unfair.

32:43 >> [ __ ]

32:46 >> Rodriga

32:47 >> Green Mr. Green [laughter] or some [ __ ]

32:49 >> Green Mr. Green

32:51 >> Mr. or Mrs. Green

32:53 >> All right, I'll go Mr. and Mrs. Sanchez.

32:56 S- Shaffer, all right. We totally just

32:58 docked this person. I'm sorry, Jen.

33:00 >> This is This is [ __ ]

33:02 >> All right.

33:03 >> This is not fair.

33:04 >> Well, I just want to say Dude, I came in

33:06 first. I just want to say thank you I

33:08 just want to say thank you to everyone.

33:09 It means a lot. You know, 10K

33:10 subscribers and I get to win the video.

33:12 Let's freaking go. I've been grinding.

33:13 I've been studying my books. Um John

33:16 Paul, you came in second and you want to

33:17 give a little sec- you actually said at

33:19 the start of this video you wanted to at

33:20 least come in second and you did. So,

33:21 you should be proud of yourself.

33:24 >> I bro, I I still stand by the fact that

33:26 Jayden looks at all these answers before

33:28 he does this video.

33:29 >> Dude, you just said this time I did

33:30 something like

33:31 >> All right, this is a setup.

33:32 >> This is from an American

33:33 >> How has he won every single Jeopardy?

33:35 >> from an American

33:35 >> I have it. I have it. I had to wear a

33:37 dress one time.

33:40 >> This is This was rigged.

33:42 All set up.

33:43 >> All right, Quillin John Paul, anything

33:45 else you guys want to say before we wrap

33:47 this up?

33:47 >> [ __ ] you.

33:49 >> [laughter]

33:51 >> Well, Quillin Quillin, you're a sore

33:53 loser. Quillin, [laughter] you're a sore

33:55 loser.

33:56 >> Shut the [ __ ] up. You rigged this game.

33:59 >> [laughter]

34:00 >> John Paul, anything else you want to

34:02 say?

34:02 >> Nah, best of luck best of luck to

34:04 Quillin.

34:05 Uh change your voice.

34:07 >> this guy.

34:07 >> Dude, you guys are literally the same

34:09 person. Quillin's from Australia. You

34:11 guys are just total [ __ ] All right.

34:13 [laughter] Um

34:14 all right. I hope you guys enjoyed the

34:15 video. Like, subscribe, and uh this will

34:18 be posted during Quillin's fight week.

34:19 So, let's freaking go. I'll be with him

34:21 in person doing another video.

34:23 >> Hey, wait. For the audience For the

34:25 audience, just so you know, after this

34:26 video ends,

34:28 we have to stay in this live chat for

34:30 like 5 minutes for the video to

34:32 download.

34:33 >> All right, [clears throat] that's a bit

34:34 much. That's a bit much, dude.

34:37 >> [laughter]

34:40 >> What are you doing, Quillan?

34:43 >> On this end of the planet myself

34:45 while the [ __ ] video takes 10 years

34:48 to [ __ ] download.

34:50 >> [laughter]

34:56 [laughter]

34:57 >> And I I hate doing that.

34:59 >> I'm a slow learner.

35:03 >> [laughter]

35:06 >> What is What the [ __ ] is going on?

35:10 All right, we got Quillan Salkeld, then

35:11 we got

35:13 >> [laughter]

35:13 >> Dude, I'm like dude

35:15 What the [ __ ]

35:17 Um

35:20 >> [laughter]

35:22 >> We're not even recording.

35:26 >> This is the worst bit. Yeah, this is

35:28 [ __ ] torture.

35:28 >> This is the worst part.

35:30 >> Yeah, you guys are awful. Both of you

35:31 guys suck. Goodbye.

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