00:00 What is up everybody? Uh John Paul just

00:03 won. I bought a ski mask because I

00:05 thought it would make me look cool.

00:06 Holy. I gotta start cutting.

00:10 >> Yeah,

00:10 >> I have to start cutting.

00:12 >> Yeah, I think I think best bet for you

00:14 is probably injectables.

00:16 >> I don't know what that means.

00:18 >> Like uh ompic peptides.

00:21 >> I think it's cuz it's pushing my face.

00:23 All right, let's see how it looks like

00:24 this.

00:26 >> Oh, that's way better. That's so much

00:28 better.

00:29 >> [laughter]

00:30 >> That's so much better.

00:31 >> Would you be scared of me if you saw me?

00:33 >> Uh,

00:36 honestly, like, yeah, probably a little

00:39 bit.

00:40 >> What about now? [laughter]

00:44 All right, let's get to this video. Um,

00:47 I'm never wearing that again.

00:49 [laughter and gasps] I'm returning that.

00:50 All right, so today we're John Paul's

00:52 responding to comments. Also, comment

00:54 right now. Maybe we'll do another video

00:55 if this does well or if you guys enjoy

00:57 it. And also, hit the subscribe button.

00:58 We're almost at 10,000 followers. At

01:00 10,000 followers, we're doing a special

01:02 video. But um dude, you look awful.

01:06 >> Hey, thanks, brother.

01:09 >> Holy, he punched you in the face.

01:10 >> You should see the other guy. He looks

01:12 fine. [laughter]

01:16 Might have been a robbery.

01:18 >> Yeah, two and 0. Hey guys, two and 0

01:22 robberies on the biggest stage of the

01:24 world. #USA hashjplash

01:28 let's keep this going.

01:30 >> All right. Well, I mean, how have you

01:31 been? I guess uh I don't know. I mean,

01:34 you won your fight and um you definitely

01:37 gained a lot of fans from it. So, before

01:39 we get in the comments, how are you?

01:41 >> I'm good. I'm good. My This is the first

01:43 fight where like my body actually

01:45 doesn't hurt. It's just sore, you know?

01:47 It's like uh like if you know something

01:50 really bad happened to me.

01:54 Um, and I was just sore everywhere.

01:59 >> Okay. So, you hurt.

02:02 >> But other than that, I'm good, you know.

02:04 >> Okay.

02:04 >> In my eye, bro. I got I got poked in the

02:07 eye bad.

02:08 >> Oh, damn. Okay. All right. All right.

02:11 Yo, back up. Back up. Back up. Back up.

02:12 Back up. Back up. Back up.

02:14 >> Oh my god.

02:15 >> I didn't honestly I didn't even feel

02:17 that in the fight because I'm just

02:21 I'm just that guy. Um,

02:23 >> I would watch out, dude. Go to a doctor.

02:24 You might be blind.

02:25 >> No, I don't really like going to doctors

02:27 because all they do is try to like

02:29 suspend me and then I can't train. So,

02:32 >> I'm just I'm not doing that.

02:34 >> Okay. Well, we're gonna go to the

02:35 comments before we have to look at your

02:36 gross, disgusting eye again. Um, let's

02:39 get into this video. Tongue tongue

02:44 Paul.

02:44 >> No, it's Jean Jean Jean Sahur.

02:47 >> Oh, John Sahor.

02:51 >> Yeah. How do you feel about this image?

02:53 >> Honestly, I'm a big fan of Italian brain

02:57 rot. So, to be the one,

02:59 >> what's your favorite character?

03:00 >> Honestly, probably tongue tongue tongue

03:02 sapur or

03:03 >> is that the only one you know?

03:04 >> No. Uh tropy

03:08 or uh let's see here. Who else we got?

03:10 Obviously, Talero, Traala, Ballerina,

03:14 Capuccina,

03:16 um, Crocodilo,

03:19 Bombardilo, Crocodilo.

03:22 Um,

03:24 who else we got?

03:26 >> Dude, you are such a loser. [laughter]

03:29 You are, Dude. Oh my god. I could Wow.

03:34 Wow. You impress me every day.

03:37 >> Thank you.

03:37 >> But not in a good way.

03:40 >> It's good. It's good. [laughter]

03:42 >> I didn't expect you to know all those

03:44 names, but

03:46 I guess Good for you. Um, do you want do

03:49 you like this?

03:52 [laughter]

03:53 >> I think that's my favorite. That's my

03:55 favorite.

03:56 >> Do you like this gif?

03:58 >> Which gif?

04:00 >> This gif.

04:02 Oh. Oh, I didn't even see that.

04:05 >> Dude, you have CTE. Holy smokes. Yeah, I

04:08 definitely like one of my first thoughts

04:10 after this fight was like, "All right,

04:12 that was definitely like three months

04:13 off my life, you know.

04:17 Too many too many of these, you know,

04:19 too many of those."

04:23 >> Next one.

04:24 >> What What does it say in the back

04:25 though? Penta

04:28 Ponda.

04:29 >> I don't know what that means. It could

04:31 >> pos.

04:32 >> It could be It could be something bad.

04:33 >> It could be. I hope it is. Someone

04:36 someone commented a lot of comments said

04:38 robbery.

04:41 We rob Son Co. We

04:44 >> put your hands up. Give me all your

04:46 money.

04:47 >> Give me all your money.

04:48 >> That win.

04:50 >> How does it feel to How does it feel to

04:51 rob and get a UFC win?

04:53 >> Uh, familiar? [laughter]

04:55 >> Phil Ro. Ever heard of him? Feels pretty

04:58 nice.

04:58 >> Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does.

05:00 >> Let me see something. Let me see a move.

05:01 Let me see.

05:02 >> Let me see a move.

05:04 >> Yeah.

05:06 Not feeling it. Stand up.

05:09 Oh, [laughter] that one.

05:14 >> Do you like my move?

05:15 >> Oh, no. No. All right, never mind. I'm

05:16 done. Um, that's not that's not what I

05:19 meant to do. Um, did you I have a

05:22 question. When [laughter] you when they

05:24 were raising your hands, did you think

05:25 you won or No.

05:26 >> Yeah. No, I knew I won. I knew I won.

05:28 Actually,

05:28 >> you were minus 800 on the sports books.

05:30 I was I actually stopped I got so

05:32 nervous. I stopped watching your fight.

05:33 I was like, I just got to look at the

05:34 odds. I I don't sports bet or anything.

05:36 I just got nervous, bro. I couldn't

05:37 watch it.

05:39 >> You know why? It's because we're

05:44 >> No, I'm not I'm not doing it. No.

05:46 >> Oh, I'm not. Dude, I like girls, dude. I

05:49 like girls. I don't time to tell you

05:51 this. I like girls.

05:54 >> I believe you.

05:56 >> I feel like you don't believe me,

05:58 >> dude. I believe you. You sound super

06:00 convincing and obviously based off of

06:03 just looks alone, you definitely get

06:04 girls. So, I believe you. [laughter]

06:08 [snorts]

06:08 >> All right. Wait till I get my hair back.

06:10 >> Do you think I like girls?

06:15 >> Nah, that mustache that [laughter] that

06:17 mustache that mustache is kind of

06:20 telling me that you don't.

06:21 >> Nah, I like girls.

06:24 >> Really?

06:25 >> Mhm.

06:26 >> Boys?

06:27 >> No.

06:29 Men?

06:30 >> No.

06:31 >> Older men?

06:32 >> There there is one guy, though.

06:36 >> Who's Who's the one guy you like?

06:38 >> My Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

06:40 >> All right, that's that's a good answer.

06:42 [laughter]

06:44 All right. Yeah, I guess that was a good

06:45 answer. Um,

06:48 let's go. Jesus Christ. Uh, we are we

06:51 all hitting the JPL the club from now

06:53 on. Dude, YOU GOT TO STAND UP AND hit a

06:55 move, bro.

06:56 >> What is that?

06:57 up your dance moves. Stand up and hit a

07:00 dance move. Stand up and hit a dance

07:02 move. Now, now, now, now.

07:10 What is that? You just look like you're

07:11 running after someone. You actually look

07:14 scary,

07:18 dude. You just make You're just making

07:20 me uncomfortable. You're not even

07:21 dancing.

07:23 Like I said, I keep saying this, but if

07:25 I was a girl at a club, I would walk

07:26 away from you. You just you don't look

07:28 especially with the black eye now. You

07:30 just look like scary.

07:35 All right, on to the next.

07:37 Still undefeated. Still dating. Jaden, I

07:40 don't say this. We're not dating. We're

07:42 not

07:42 >> Who wrote that? Who commented that?

07:44 >> That's obviously you. We We're not

07:46 dating. [laughter]

07:48 >> No, we're not dating.

07:50 >> Why do you keep You [laughter] keep

07:52 commenting that we're dating. I'm I'm

07:53 telling you I I like girls, dude.

07:56 >> I like girls, too, bro.

07:59 >> I [laughter] don't The way you said that

08:01 doesn't sound like you like girls, bro.

08:03 >> I'm just tired.

08:04 >> Okay, but I'm You got to stop telling

08:06 people we're dating.

08:07 >> I'm tired of having to like

08:10 convince people I like girls. You know

08:12 what I mean?

08:13 >> You keep COMMENTING THIS. YOU'RE NOT

08:15 TRYING TO convince anyone.

08:17 >> I don't run it.

08:20 >> I actually FaceTime you on your

08:21 Instagram. You do run it.

08:22 >> I don't run it.

08:24 >> Okay. You're not LaMelo Ball, dude.

08:25 You're Okay. [laughter]

08:28 All right. [snorts] Um, so this is

08:31 actually this this guy guy tried to

08:33 compliment us, but he slapped me in the

08:35 face. So hard. I'll read it. He goes,

08:37 "Favorite duo. Show some feet." First of

08:39 all, I don't know why you start off with

08:41 [laughter] that.

08:43 I'm not really sure why you start. Thank

08:45 you, but we're not showing you our feet.

08:48 Um, favorite duo shows some feet at

08:52 Jaden Cable. At John Paul, UFC doesn't

08:54 deserve this duo's aura. I want John

08:57 Paul headlining fight nights with Jaden

09:00 Cable as the stool carrier and I want it

09:03 now. You could have been like maybe the

09:05 reporter. Like I have to be the stool

09:07 carrier.

09:09 >> Bro, it would actually be it would break

09:11 the internet if you were the third

09:13 corner.

09:15 It would. It really would.

09:17 >> Do you I mean, is there is there a

09:19 cornerman that you don't need as much

09:20 that I could replace?

09:22 >> Well, honestly, like I only really need

09:24 two. The third one is just kind of like

09:28 one either either like one of my best

09:30 friends or but like really I have two

09:34 head coaches. The third guy is either

09:36 like someone I really want there or a

09:39 training partner slashtemate, you know?

09:43 But in terms of like what I need for the

09:45 fight itself, I only really need two. So

09:48 there's a possibility that in the future

09:51 you could carry my stool.

09:54 >> Yes,

09:55 >> bro. You know, poop is another word for

09:58 stool.

10:01 >> I don't think that's what it means,

10:02 dude.

10:04 >> You want to carry my stool?

10:06 >> That's not [laughter]

10:08 so You're such a loser,

10:10 >> bro. Literally, look it up right now. I

10:11 know. I know.

10:12 >> Ever heard of a stool sample?

10:14 >> Yeah, it's not.

10:17 >> What the hell? Who just messaged me?

10:20 >> Okay. Okay. Um,

10:23 that's not what anyone's talking about,

10:24 bro. Um, but yeah, uh, the UFC's

10:27 deserves the duo. Yeah, maybe we could.

10:29 I mean, we're going to keep making

10:30 videos. And also, y'all,

10:32 >> dude, hold on.

10:34 >> I'm moving to Vegas.

10:36 >> Yes, when I move to Vegas, dude. I think

10:39 by the time I post this, I'LL BE MOVING

10:41 TO V I I'm gonna be moving to Vegas in

10:43 like five days, dude. Are we gonna be

10:47 hanging out in Vegas or what?

10:48 >> Bro, literally every single day. Every

10:52 day.

10:52 >> Yes. Yes. Yes. What's the first video

10:56 you want to make in person?

10:59 >> I was thinking me and you try to catch

11:02 child predators and you are the bait.

11:05 >> No. No. That is an awful idea. I don't

11:09 know.

11:11 >> I might idea you said that was probably

11:13 one of the worst ideas you could have

11:15 think of.

11:16 >> I think it's a great idea. Think about

11:18 it.

11:18 >> Oh, yeah. Cuz I'm the first off. No,

11:21 >> you just give that vibe, bro. You'd be

11:23 like easily taken advantage by like an

11:25 older man.

11:25 >> All right, we're we're on to the next.

11:27 I'm not

11:29 >> Oh, okay. This is This is crazy, bro.

11:32 This is crazy.

11:34 This is crazy. All right, let me tell

11:36 you why this is crazy. First off, Jean

11:38 Paul Goautier. Fire. Fire clone. Just

11:42 like it's amazing, right? My head on top

11:45 of it. Even more fire. Now, my best

11:49 friend since childhood

11:52 is actually the face of this cologne in

11:56 real life.

11:58 Look him up. Look him up. You got

11:59 another phone or something? Look him up.

12:01 >> Yeah, I actually do. I'm not going to

12:02 look him up,

12:03 >> bro. Look him up. I'm not I'm not

12:05 kidding.

12:07 >> Go to my followers or my following

12:10 who I'm following

12:12 >> and type

12:13 >> Type in R A P H A D I O G O.

12:18 >> Hold on.

12:19 >> What is it?

12:21 >> R A P H A D I O G O.

12:25 >> R A P O Raphael doio.

12:28 >> Yeah,

12:31 >> he's literally the face of the cologne.

12:33 He mo he moss us. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he

12:35 definitely moss us.

12:36 >> Show show everybody.

12:39 >> He moss us.

12:40 >> He's the face now. Show them the

12:42 cologne. Show them him in the cologne.

12:44 >> I don't know if I have Oh, is this Oh,

12:46 yeah, dude. Yeah, he moss us,

12:48 >> bro. What are the odds? So, this this

12:52 right here, I like this.

12:55 I like this.

12:56 >> Did Yeah. What was it like for you

12:58 growing up? Did you you lived in a nice

13:00 place?

13:01 Uh yeah, if you think the slums of

13:04 Tijana are nice, dude, [laughter] you

13:06 didn't you're not from the slums of

13:08 Tijana.

13:13 >> Okay, that doesn't that doesn't that

13:14 doesn't prove anything.

13:17 That literally prove you literally said

13:19 after you said I saw you say somewhere

13:22 that even though like you came from like

13:24 a really nice neighborhood doesn't mean

13:26 that you can't be a fighter.

13:28 >> All right, you got me.

13:30 You got me.

13:31 >> So, tell me the truth.

13:33 >> What do you want to know?

13:35 >> Did you live in a Did you grow up in a

13:36 gated neighborhood?

13:37 >> No, not a gated neighborhood.

13:38 >> Did you go to a private school?

13:40 >> No, public school, but I lived uh in

13:43 like a beach town, so it's like a really

13:44 nice nice area. It's called Hermosa

13:46 Beach.

13:47 >> Oh, yeah. Oh my. You grew up in Herosa

13:50 Beach? Yeah, that place is Well, hey,

13:52 man. I grew up in a nice area, too. We

13:54 could be twins.

13:55 >> Look at us. I grew up in a beach area,

13:57 too.

13:57 >> All right. Now we got um someone

14:00 commented two cuties.

14:02 >> Honestly, I think this is just this

14:05 should be just the caption of what the

14:07 viewers are watching right now.

14:09 >> What's your cute pose?

14:13 [laughter]

14:14 Oh god.

14:19 Yeah, dude. We are there. So there's

14:21 there's such it is so obvious that we're

14:23 like brutally single.

14:28 Are we ever going to get girlfriends?

14:31 >> What if I have one?

14:34 >> I would ask you what's his name?

14:37 >> Megan

14:39 from Tijana. [laughter]

14:42 Dude, you are just a habitual liar. I

14:45 have a question.

14:46 >> [laughter]

14:46 >> If you could add three inches to your

14:48 reach or your height, what are you going

14:49 to add it to?

14:51 >> Uh,

14:53 [laughter]

14:54 my penis.

14:55 >> That's not That's not That's not That's

14:57 not one of the answers. You can't just

15:00 say your penis. It's a reacher height.

15:02 >> Reacher height. Uh, three inches. First

15:05 off, that is a lot.

15:09 [laughter] It's not It's not

15:11 >> Bro, that is a lot of inches. Three.

15:14 That's not what I'm saying.

15:16 >> That's more than I could fathom

15:19 anywhere. But

15:21 >> but

15:22 3 in I'm going to go height because I

15:25 feel like girls like height, bro. Like

15:27 girls don't really They're not like

15:29 girls aren't like how long is your

15:31 wingspan?

15:33 They're like, "How tall are you?" You

15:34 know what I mean?

15:34 >> Girls don't girls don't like nice guys

15:36 like us.

15:37 >> No, they don't. Cuz I'm a bad boy.

15:41 [laughter]

15:43 50% bad boy, 50% good guy. But I'm only

15:46 bad guy in the dance floor.

15:48 >> I'm only bad boy in the octagon.

15:51 [laughter]

15:53 [gasps]

15:53 >> I be IGB

15:56 MN at the weigh-ins. It's going to get

15:58 bad. My

16:02 not saying that. Um yeah. What was your

16:05 thought process doing that?

16:08 You know, I just feel like that that's

16:10 what I was channeling this fight. You

16:12 know what I mean? Like people were

16:14 counting me out and I was like, "Listen,

16:17 you can count me out, but it's going to

16:19 be bad. It's going to be real bad."

16:21 >> I don't actually I actually don't even

16:22 think you bruised him.

16:24 >> No, it wasn't that bad.

16:25 >> It was more bad for you, wasn't it?

16:27 >> Yeah. [laughter]

16:30 >> Oh, this is the last one. Someone said

16:32 if JPL wins, he should say thanks to

16:35 Jaden for letting him on the video.

16:38 >> What video? [laughter]

16:39 >> I think just the videos.

16:42 >> All right. Thank you, Jaden. Thank you,

16:46 Jaden.

16:47 Thanks, man.

16:50 >> I think I think I had to add this one

16:52 after someone's saying that they want to

16:53 they want to see our feet and we're such

16:55 a good dude that I should hold your

16:56 stool.

16:58 >> I eat some bugs. I eat some grass. I

17:02 choose this hand to wipe my tears. I

17:07 kiss your mouth to break my vows. No,

17:11 no, no.

17:14 Unless you want to, we can break our

17:18 vows together.

17:29 I actually never heard that before. I'm

17:30 not really. It's from a movie, I'm

17:32 guessing.

17:33 >> Yeah.

17:34 >> Anything else you want to say before we

17:35 wrap this up?

17:37 >> Guys, always make sure you wrap it up.

17:39 Don't ever uh forget to wrap it up.

17:43 >> Okay, we're going to wrap this up. And

17:45 um yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed.

17:46 Subscribe, hit the like, comment, and uh

17:49 even even hype up the video. I've never

17:51 I never asked someone to do that, but I

17:52 heard it helps. So, let's do it. I'm

17:54 going to wrap you up.

17:56 >> We're We're done.