Jer, how many points did you draft?
>> Zero.
>> Get out. Trist Thompson, get out
>> for what? This for CAVS PLAYERS ONLY.
GET OUT.
>> I play for the Cavs, TOO.
>> HOW YOU PLAY FOR THE C, BUT YOU HAD ZERO
POINTS. GET OUT.
>> The sheer amount of fraudulent activity
I've witnessed over the last eight
episodes is really something else. I'mma
give it to Oliver cuz at least he tries.
You can call him trash, but you can't
call him a coward. But Tech Jacket, dog,
what does she do? Shorty was out there
running straight cardio. I feel bad for
Mark. He was out there running fives
with a whole bunch of LA Fitness [ __ ]
Straight 60 overalls. No badges. Allan
Ford, tick jacket, fraud, space racer,
fraud, battle beast, you half a fraud,
y'all are trash. But regardless of the
amount of bombs on the squad, I ain't
even going to lie, this season has been
some peak. And we go start it off with
the menace himself making his second
appearance. As the scene starts off with
the entire squad on a ship getting ready
to go to war. Her mark stressing the
entire ride he knew he was going to have
to share the flow with tech jacket. She
staying as they get hit with a huge red
alarm and the entire ship gets blown to
pieces. And while the whole squad is
disorientated looking for Oliver, the
menace himself makes an appearance like
no other. Had that boy smiling ear to
ear just to run the fade back with Mark.
And I know what we were all thinking.
And when Mark gets back to Earth, he
going to do Cecil just like these. But
no, Thraed on hit him with so much PTSD.
He ain't even remember that conquest on
pulled back up. Ceil was out here
walking around like a free man, making
orders like Mark wouldn't have learned
the vulture my special move just to use
it on him if he didn't fight frag. But
regardless of this, they get to boxing.
And like I said, Oliver may just be a
stupid [ __ ] and a fraud. But at least
he tries as he makes the stupid [ __ ]
decision and go straight for conquest.
Yeah, that's something.
>> I won't even know who hyped him up to be
thinking he's like this. You even heard
what he said before even stepping foot
off Earth.
>> And you need my help just like I helped
with Conquest and all those evil
versions of you. So shut up.
>> Stop the cap.
>> That boy was begging to pull up to the
wall just to put up Clay Thompson level
numbers. And I'm not even talking about
this Clay. I'm talking about this one.
Guys get their first 10-hour 10 and
forget their whole mission. I swear one
more bad game and I'm stripping your
title of splash brother. But he shakes
off the pimp's lap and Loki locks in.
Just peep the weave another one and goes
on a complete barrage of attacks. But
unfortunately that don't work as he gets
grabbed by the dome. And while he's
still punching, Conquest proceeds to
copy his own father and starts to squish
his brain over here trying to force him
to hit the bone. [ __ ] touch dog. No. As
Nolan comes in to save the day and they
get to the squables and we were lowkey
robbed of this fight cuz Mark just pulls
up about 30 seconds in and starts to do
Conquest dirty. was out here looking at
him talking about some I guess I'll just
take him out again. That boy was out
here in their last fight talking like
he's the man. Whole time the other
vulture mites were treating him like
these dog. Ain't nobody afraid of you
little bro. I swear [ __ ] get in a new
environment and start capping about who
they are. Talking about some I'm from
where Michael Jackson from [ __ ] You
don't know where the king of pop from
[ __ ]
>> Get a hold of this guy. But the rest of
the squad gets a hit in their usual
fraudulent activities. Had Zoe and
Oliver getting saved every two seconds
as Nolan tells Oliver to go and breathe
at a nearby planet. and Conquest
immediately got to plotting as he showed
the chicks mark out the way flying
towards Olivot and as he's getting his
fresh air all we hear is
>> as he tries to yam on his head just to
get hit with a
>> OH BLOCKED BY JAMES
>> AS he grips his hand around his neck
like he's Simpson and for the next seven
minutes straight he strangles Conquest
to his death had him trying to do
everything in his power to get those
hands off him breaking every rib in the
vision as they fly across Ross the
planet, slamming into everything in
sight with Mark still choking him out.
And you can dead I see the exact moment
where Conquest realizes he was being
dead serious about this. His entire
demeanor changes as his face goes purple
and his eyes go bloodshot red. So he
decides to bring out the Viltro special
move, the hand slice, pushing his fist
through his stomach out the other side.
And he ain't even stopped there. He
going to start to pull out his organs
one by one. have me watching the next 5
minutes of the show like these and it's
not even like it was just what was
happening on the screen. I got to give
props to Steven Yun cuz the voice acting
in this scene is exceptional. The noises
Mark was making as he gets his body
turned inside out while still trying to
choke him out was really something else.
As his eyes start to roll to the back of
his head and Mark finishes the job,
murking conquest, ending the fight
looking like these absolute cinema. I
swear this entire fight is really just
something else. But you know, Invisible
Fans, they going to complain about
anything. And this ain't even about the
animation cuz I agree it's straight
buns. There is no defending a billion
dollar company for producing this. But I
heard people talking about why didn't
Conquest just take off his hands. Dog,
you dare I see him trying. He can't.
That boy had been holding his breath for
who knows how long. Then to start to get
strangled, stopping all blood flow to
his brain. And to make it worse, he
wasn't even taking it serious until he
realized Mark was not going to let go.
He was not going to get those hands off.
But what I will say is one thing I did
not like is the fact they completely
disregarded the whole adrenaline theory.
Cuz realistically, Mark should not be
winning this fight. He shouldn't have
even been able to keep those hands
around his neck without the theory of
adrenaline. So to the author and the
director of this show, all I can ask is
how. You ain't got the answer. He was
over here talking about that's a stupid.
just wins the fight. Is this serious?
But hey, regardless of this, after the
fight, the coalition of planets gets the
war with the Viltromites as Mark starts
to heal up and months go by with Nolan
and Oliver having some father-son
bonding and Mark finally wakes up
getting back to the wall with the worst
facial hair of all time. I still don't
know why they couldn't just do him like
these. They purposefully want him to
make him as chopped as possible. But
other than this, I swear this entire
episode they did ass made Thrag look as
bummy as possible. They had him out here
looking like a baby with the attitude
and voice of yet again a baby. The way
they was hyping him up to be the
greatest vulture might to ever live. I
was expecting to see some 610 buff [ __ ]
with the cleanest lineup of all time.
Not this. I was dead. That's about this
close to putting bro on fudge watch
after seeing him hit the dash from the
fight and glaze ar the entire episode
was how we're holding on to that skull
24/7. Dog, I promise you ain't nobody
taking it from you. But I was severely
wrong. But before we even get to that,
we get to the war and I got to put two
more characters on fraud watch. One of
them being Craig. And because of this, I
got to take back everything I said about
Conquest being a bum back on his home
planet. Cuz Craig was out doing him the
worst weight in front of Thra purely
because he knew Conquest couldn't do
nothing about it. Just for him to get
out in the field and put up the worst
stats imaginable. It was getting slapped
around by both Nolan and Thaddius was
being on their little goons and got a
bit too big for his boots. talking about
where's the betrayal just for him to get
put in a blender. I swear he got off max
about three hits and the rest of the
fight was him getting fried. I'm here to
tell you right now he is trash. And the
second character I got to talk about is
Battle Beast cuz dog where is he? Cuz
it's not even like we ain't see him in
the previous episode on the same planet.
But when it comes time to fight, bro,
it's nowhere to be found. Is this
serious? I swear I was looking around
for bro for about 20 minutes straight
wondering when he was going to pull up
just for him to never make an
appearance. You ought to be ashamed of
yourself. But they end up winning the
battle by destroying their ship. Sending
all the viltroites running with their
tail between their legs and finding the
spy within their ranks. And broadly was
snitching within two seconds. Got
offered a half McDonald's cheeseburger
and was out here looking like these. And
I know the animators were straight
geeking. Hit us with the conquest revive
fake out for no reason. And I be in my
seat like these straight sweating. That
was not nice. But after an entire
episode of making Thra look like the
biggest fraud in history, they decide to
give bro a whole episode reversing all
the damage they did to such a goat and
revive his aura in the greatest way
possible. As the episode starts off with
his backstory and nothing changed a
thousand years earlier, he was still
straight glazing. A was by his side 24/7
pure meat riding. But Thaddius ends up
bullying him for his waste, becoming the
great betrayer, and Thrag becomes the
new grand region of Viltro. And I'm
being so dead when I say this. His first
action of authority was bullying a black
man. Was that using the same excuse
every policeman in America uses talking
about some I don't believe you? Is this
[ __ ] serious?
>> He peeped the slightest piece of melanin
and was talking about he's reaching.
Ain't no way. as he further proceeds to
tell the rest of the Viltromites to
slime each other out to get rid of the
weak and they do it. Turn the whole
planet into an allout brawl. Everyone
getting third partied left, right, and
center. We even had kids jumping each
other. Started stomping Broady out for
no other reason than for living. These
are some sick negroes. And this whole
purge was low-key dumb as hell cuz it's
not even like they were scrapping 101 to
find out who was stronger. They were
dead ass jumping everybody in sight
purely because they were somewhat told
to. And the reason I say somewhat is cuz
Than even tell them to slime everyone
you can see out. He told them to find
the weak people who are likely to betray
us and slime them out. And they just
started hitting one of these. You
stupid. Now you could dead ass be the
strongest and most loyal filtrite on the
planet and dead ass get jumped to your
demise. Not even get to show off your
skills. Why do you think Frag was over
here cooped up in his room while all of
it was going on only to pull up out the
end? He was not trying to get done like
these. Cuz even though he may be the
strongest there, this isn't before the
scourge virus. There are a couple
billion vulture mites on the planet.
They were dead ass just jump him to his
demise. Cuz even when he pulls up to
stop the fighting, that boy Conquest was
still trying to run the fade until he
realizes he was going to get jumped
himself. As the purge finally ends and
Thra leads the new Vtrim Empire to
expand their greatness to the rest of
the universe. And we fast forward back
to present day and get to the pullup as
the scene starts off with the entire
squad getting ready to hit a driveby on
Filtrum. And at this point, I can't even
be surprised they fumbled this scene.
It's like Amazon refuses to make anybody
in this show look tough. And I thought
the fan-made meme was going to be wrong,
dog. It looks one to one. They did just
slapped everyone's PNG on the screen and
slid the camera across it. Y'all are
trash. But regardless of this, they pull
up to the spot expecting there to be no
other vulture mice on the planet,
thinking it was just going to be Thra
and his Argo skull looking like these
just for them to pull up to the spot and
for this to be a straight setup play, a
trap, a ga [ __ ] as the Viltromites
hide within the dead bodies of their
fallen brethren. And they look forward
to see Thrag hands behind his back as he
stands there.
They square up thinking it's going to be
a 10-on-one just for Theus to get hit
with a sneak attack with the rest of the
Viltromites coming out from hiding and
they get to box. And I really got to put
some respect on Theadus' name cuz for an
old head, he really be putting hands on
every viltramite he sees. Was out here
piecing up shorty with the long ass
breathe. That makes zero sense. If she
gets grabbed by it, which she does in
every single fight, it's GG. Everyone
continues to squabbles as we see the
secret diddly juice they made makes the
vulture mites considerably weaker. Mark
and Oliver get a jumping Steve Harvey
and Space Racer even makes an appearance
taking out one of the vulture mites and
bringing in the Ragnars to join the
battle and everything was going well
until Thrag decided to make his move.
Standing there analyzing the battle and
aura farming for no reason for the
longest time as Dolan comes in with the
right and this little weave he does
right here. sensational, just so clean
as he bends the corner before he can
even react and straight forms him
through the atmosphere, turning Brody
into a meteor and flying down into the
planet. From this punch alone, I already
knew it was GG's. They are not beating,
bro. And Nolan waking up looking like
the it was going to be a long day. Stra
pulls up on him and they have a little
talk. Was out here moving like his name
is Thanos. All he does is speak in
quotes. He even had the lightning going
off in the background to help him or a
farm. During this whole conversation, he
basically dirty maxed daddy the entire
time to try to get Nolan back on his
side. I don't even know why you fighting
for such a lame ass [ __ ] He ain't even
all that for real. Have you seen his
hairline? Are you asking the same
question as me, dog? What hairline? You
know I stay clean. Come back home and I
promise you I'll put you on to my
barber. He stay keeping me fresh. As
Nolan rejects his offer, the downfall of
any hairline brings me pain. and he
proceeds to charge up his punch, air
bending the entire room around him,
pulling Nolan in and straight don't this
time turning bro into a rocket, sending
him flying all the way back out into
space as he chases after him. And this
is where the stupid [ __ ] play starts to
come into fruition cuz Oliver go ignore
every piece of advice he's ever been
given and goes after the strongest guy
in the universe.
To this day, I still don't know what he
was thinking. Was out here getting
smoked by the average vulture might and
thinks he can take out the strongest
one. As Mark charges in, getting thrown
back and says,
>> "I killed Conquest, I'll kill you, too."
>> Had the whole crowd in straight shock
and just peeping this face. I know what
kind of women you are. as he charges
back at Thrag just to get met with this
as he stops the punch of his forehead
and yet again stands there.
>> We've left Body Shop grabbing his neck
and a pimp slap as he then pulls up on
Battle Beast and takes him out with
ease. Like I said, fraud until further
notice he is as Nolan then re-enters the
fight off Thra and him flying for about
30 minutes. And to cut things short,
they used Space Racers beam alongside
them flying through the planet to blow
the entire things to pieces, destroying
Viltrum. But all this did was make Thrag
even more mad as with tears in his eyes,
he proceeds to completely speed Thadius,
taking his dome off and avenging Argyle.
Had that boy on straight timing, was out
here hitting Nolan with the Superman
special. I swear Space Racer is a smart
man. People pro move at light speed and
go up out of there with elite
efficiency. He just like me for real.
And all it took was for Thrag to even
move in his direction. And Mark was
hitting the same move as he gets hooked
down on the spot and given the shots of
doom. Really be out here doing everyone
dirty. I wonder what he be doing here.
Nolan ends up coming in to save the day.
But like I said before, that don't work.
Doing him like father like son.
Proceeding to grab Mark by the face and
destroy his eyes. But this is where we
see that Frank isn't just a brute with
no sense or intellect as he decides to
spare Mark and Nolan due to the fact
that the filtmite race is already small
enough and he decides to leave
disappearing into thin air. And Thrag, I
just want to apologize for everything I
said about you being a fraud and a bum.
I was severely wrong. You have now been
taken off road watch top three as the
next thing we see is Mark and everyone
else waking up and realizing that Frank
and the rest of the Viltrammites are
going to Earth. And this entire last
episode was really just an epilogue. So,
I'm going to give y'all the rundown.
They make it back home just to see the
Viltromites are nowhere to be found just
for Mark to have the worst
post-traumatic smoke disorder to the
point he's seeing Frag bodying everyone
he cares about every 2 seconds. E got an
abortion and turned into a daughter that
Debbie and Paul ended up splitting up
and Nolan is going crazy on Twitch as he
finds out and takes her to space to see
Oliver. And the final thing we see is
Thrag actually on Earth. This ain't no
hallucination. He is actually here as he
tells Mark his conditions for not
destroying the planet. Listen to me and
listen to me well. I done brought every
vulture to the spot since you destroyed
our planet. We going to live here hiding
in plain sight. We going to be smashing
your shorties and you going to do
nothing about it. If you even try to
find us, we going to violate the entire
planet. Viltro will be rebuilt and we
going to do it right here as Mark has to
agree to his terms since he does zero
damage and the season ends right here.
Absolute cinema.
